she rye on my bread til i enthusiast

teenagers? that's what scares the living shit out of you? gerard there's literally prion diseases out there. get real

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

They missed. 😔

Its called cheese battle where cheddar cheese amd white cheddar cheese and sharp cheddsr cheese and gouda and sheeps gouda and soft goag cheese and parmesan and prcorino romano and carmella cheese and mozarella and farmers cheese and brie cheese and camenbert cheese and nacho cheese and seiss cheese and colby jack cheese and pepper jack cheese and babh swiss cheese all fight

i got a 64 time for the scarier one im even worse at

No you just don't GET IT men who are short are dehumanized through women not wanting to fuck them. Being fuckable means you are treated very well. No woman has ever experienced not being seen as a fuck object she'd never understand this pain

Being tall means people treat you better. You have basic human dignity like having access to the fuck objects. Fuck objects wouldn't understand.....

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.