she rye on my bread til i enthusiast

i got a 64 time for the scarier one im even worse at

No you just don't GET IT men who are short are dehumanized through women not wanting to fuck them. Being fuckable means you are treated very well. No woman has ever experienced not being seen as a fuck object she'd never understand this pain

Being tall means people treat you better. You have basic human dignity like having access to the fuck objects. Fuck objects wouldn't understand.....

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

there should be an emoji of every berry