she rye on my bread til i enthusiast

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

World Heritage Post

teenagers? that's what scares the living shit out of you? gerard there's literally prion diseases out there. get real

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

They missed. 😔

Its called cheese battle where cheddar cheese amd white cheddar cheese and sharp cheddsr cheese and gouda and sheeps gouda and soft goag cheese and parmesan and prcorino romano and carmella cheese and mozarella and farmers cheese and brie cheese and camenbert cheese and nacho cheese and seiss cheese and colby jack cheese and pepper jack cheese and babh swiss cheese all fight

i got a 64 time for the scarier one im even worse at

No you just don't GET IT men who are short are dehumanized through women not wanting to fuck them. Being fuckable means you are treated very well. No woman has ever experienced not being seen as a fuck object she'd never understand this pain

Being tall means people treat you better. You have basic human dignity like having access to the fuck objects. Fuck objects wouldn't understand.....