she rye on my bread til i enthusiast

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

there should be an emoji of every berry

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

im suddenly realizing i dont want deltarune to end. i want tomorrow to be the same as yesterday and the next day to be the same as that. isnt it better if things just go on forever?