Coffee table in the shape of an alien head
Art show of bongs that are painted white or various iridescent colors
A Painting of a giant usb symbol
Abstract paintings mimicking Rothko but on an ipad
Using a monitor stand as an easel
Taking black and white portraits of party photographers
Taking drugs at a stripclub and then writing a blog post about it
Salt and pepper shakers made out of resin in the shape of ghosts
Casting a tangle of cables in clear resin
A webcam based sex website for arty girls in brooklyn
A real estate agency in bushwick called "liminal spaces"
A cafe slash co working space called outlet
Making a sportswear line with various bank logos and stock photos of landscapes and selling it at vfiles
A baseball hat where each triangular panel is a slice of pizza
A coffee table in the shape of pizza
A t shirt that says i cant think of anything else thats a triangle besides pizza
A band thats called tttttttaco
Going on vacation in new mexico
Making a body pillow that looks like john waters
Making a body pillow that looks like john mccain
Making art out of body pillows that look like john mccain
Using john mccain body pillows as bean bags in your apartment
an art show of denim bean bags with modest mouse playing in the background
a 20 foot painting of the dell logo
Painting a new macbook pro camouflage, including the screen then painting your entire body camouflage too to match
performance art involving stedicams
a go pro attached to ur head as u give head as performance art
a antiselfie poem read at a lower east side gallery
large beach towels with all over prints of justin bieber
a large beach towel that says lifes a beach
naming your first alt lit novel SPF 60
talking about how cool sonny bono is drunk at the tender trap
a custom gold name plate necklace that says Adolescence
getting into astrological gifs
getting into greek themed astrological gifs
writing free wifi in a death metal font
writing free wifi in neon
writing free wifi out of rocks on a floor in a gallery
naming your wifi network free wifi
a shirt that says FREE WIFI with a nike swoosh and a picture of Rihanna
paintings of anime characters crying
paintings of hollywood movie stars as anime characters
calling yourself an instagram curator and actually pursuing that line of work
putting on the hackers soundtrack at a party
playing candy shop at a party
just getting into drum and bass
just getting into happy hardcore
just getting into indie rock ironically
blingee gifs of hot dogs and shwarma
gifs of rappers with their lyrics in futura
Liking twilight ironically
Getting into timberlands as a girl in 2014
Saying something like "avril lavigne is kinda cool"
gloves where each finger is like one of the weed leafs or whatever
Flying drones in a gallery
Aerial drone photography of raves
Aerial drone photography of death camps
a foot stool that looks like a xanax bar
taking xanax before watching that chris angel show
writing a poem about taking xanax while watching the chris angel show
a been trill shirt that says 69
A been trill shirt with ed snowden
a been trill shirt that says "FOREVER OCEAN" with some emojis
a been trill shirt that says PLUR with some emojis
a photo essay about karaokee
a shirt that says sad dads
a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking
a shirt that says sad dads with a picture of steven hawking and pizza
virgil posting black and white photo of a lizard with the fire emoji as the caption
photos of cuts that were procured from iphones with cracked screens
casting a rolex in plaster
casting a rolls royce in plaster
casting anything expensive in plaster
casting anything expensive in plaster and then painting it red
painting any vegetable red
using the word traverse and google image search in the same sentence
putting your art on tinder
getting the tinder logo tattooed
becoming a fake street artist
selling white Foamposits in a chic store in soho
Making a line of denim products with tribal symbols called "death alert" and selling it at Attium
a crowd sourced music app
an app for meditation thats also an art piece called "usb water 2.0"
a zagats guide to bathrooms to do coke in
a photo series of various stuffed animals doing coke
a poem called "hacking the planet on coke"
making a blog of people posing in front of lamborginis and bugatis sourced from instagram
a pad thai restaurant in bushwick
a store in the lower east side called bushwick
a store in the lower east side called soho
a store in soho called nowhere
a store in soho called nowhere that sells pants hats and sunglasses
a record label called “pharmacy”
a tapestry out of du rags
a tapestry out of pink wigs
A video piece where u look at the camera and read other peoples dating profiles
Wearing true religion pants backwards so people can see those horse shoe pockets
Ed hardy ikea furniture as art
a pizza flavored e-cig bong helmet with wifi and lisa frank stickers
turning old hard drives into ash trays
a peace symbol made out of e pills but photoshopped because e pills dont even exist anymore because now everyone does molly
a 3d office plant gif tumblr
a performance about self representation
a performance about cultural tourism
a performance about transformation
a performance about gender roles in the context of home depot
a giant painting of the home depot logo
a piece called Untitled (history)
a piece called Untitled (temple)
a dance called FOUR TWINS featuring two identical twins wearing those spandex zenti suits that cover your entire bodies
spending an entire day liking things on facebook as performance art
opening a meatball shop called BALLERS
writing an essay for the new inquiry about the authenticity of riff raff
naming a poetry event new agendas
recording a series of skype conversations with artists living in berlin called “global simulacra”
filling a gallery with bubbles
filling a gallery with jello
filling a gallery with babies
filling a gallery with babies each wearing another country's flag
eating cheetos for a two weeks straight as performance art
a giant cutout of chester cheeto
a giant cutout of chester cheeto smoking an e-cig
an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto
an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos
an e-cig that looks like a giant cheeto that tastes like cheetos but has weed in it
a performance where dudes in hockey masks are operating drones
large c prints of the leaked NSA documents
an interpretive dance performed by bi-gender people in bushwick about the NSA
a trap music EP called encryption
bitcoin pattern on clothes
a real-time graph of the price of bitcoins in a gallery
a croc with a prada label
the starbux logo on a 4loko can
the netscape logo on a donna karen shirt
beats by dre on a bag of potting soil
a painting of beats by dre on the mona lisa
hood by air motocross themed catwalk
pinkberry uniforms cut up and mixed with with military fatigue
a social media analytics app called digital swag
a story about a meth dealer for vice magazine
large c-prints of stills from the matrix
getting art made on mechanical turk
a flipbook of internet loader gifs
a bronze statue of julian assange
an animated gif based dating service
an all over print tshirt with different famous peoples signatures
photographs of famous peoples hands
a giant painting of rebecca black
a small statue of rebecca black in a glass case
a tie dye du rag in a glass case
a bottle of axe cast in yellow resin in a glass case
a terracotta plate with grump cat on it in a glass case
a mean people suck sticker in a glass case
a pop up shop that sells jewlery in glass cases
a glass case with nothing in it except a small piece of paper that says duchamp
a new york times article about post drake society
putting a new york times article about post drake society in a glass case
a poem of two hundred obvious ideas read in a lower east side gallery in 2014
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