Ryder Lynn @ryderlynnthing - Tumblr Blog

for a guy that's not gay it's kind of weird that ryder made out with a dude

as ryder lynn would say he’s no homo.

but then isn’t it weird how he never had a girlfriend?

/jbi

Come on, Guys. I am just eating ginger cookies and drink lemonade and you question my sexuality. I have my reasons for not popping my cherry. I would appreciate it, if you didn't pry into those reasons... Also, I didn't kiss a guy... That never happened!

I did have a girlfriend in High School! True, it was for about a week, but that should count!

#c:jbi

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Sad...Sad...Sad...

#Eliza/Ryder thoughts

TEXT || BLYDER

Ryder: Yeah and I don't think she is a LESBIAN!!

Ryder: It's great.

Blaine: ...Uh, okay? Yeah, I don't think so too? I don't want to assume or anything about her, but her dating record have only been guys.

Ryder: Yes, which means that she won't turn me down due to gender. I don't mind her sexual orientation, just barking up the wrong tree is bad.

#t:blaine

TEXT || BLYDER

Blaine: Hopeful possible romance? Sounds good. :) She's single, though, right?

Ryder: Yeah and I don't think she is a LESBIAN!!

Ryder: It's great.

#t:blaine

TEXT || BLYDER

Blaine: Is she reluctant because she doesn't like you or is she hiding her secret feelings of romance? :)

Ryder: I don't know, but I think she is just worried i'll hurt her. I would never! I really want to be there for her, you know? So, can we say ,possible, romance, and keep it hopeful?

#t:blaine

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TEXT || BLYDER

Blaine: There could be like another Blaine Anderson. Blaine is such a common name, like Edgar or Georgie! Anderson too. Hahaha, I'm sure she means another person.

Blaine: Oh? You like her? Does she know?

Ryder: I have never met a Georgie or an Edgar. Yeah, perhaps...Maybe?Seems a bit insane, but yeah, could be.

Ryder: I think so, but she is reluctant to even give me time of day. She worries about press and things. I also, think, she doesn't think I am up for it. For being even just friends with her. I am just lost, Kitty said she would help me buy a suit, but she never did.

TEXT || BLYDER

Blaine: She actually said that? About... me?

[Blaine has never had someone say that they didn't want to be associated with him. Blaine has to sit down. Catch his breath... ~NO ONE CAN HOLD HIM BACK! HE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT!~ Blaine's thoughts go into a Kelly Clarkson song as his defense mechanism activates to protect his punctured ego. Quinn not liking him? Psh. Pshhh.]

Blaine: I don't remember doing anything that might have upset her. We barely talk... But what about Quinn? Why did you bring her up?

Ryder: Yeah. You're Blaine Anderson. She said Blaine.

[Ryder is a bit irritated with the lack of response under such a long time, he decides to go for a bathroom break.]

Ryder: Damn, so clearly, talking is a good thing. We know that? Erm, I wanna be the guy she likes or at least gives a chance for that possibility to occur.

#t:blaine

TEXT || BLYDER

Blaine: Hi Ryder! :)

Blaine: What. What do you mean. I always thought she liked me? Did she say she doesn't??

Ryder: Howdy!

Ryder: Yeah, she said we wouldn't get along if I was friends with you? I really like her and I don't want to be someone she dislikes. I don't use hair gel or anything, so...I dunno. Did you do something wrong?

#t:blaine #lol...I can imagine his face

TEXT || BLYDER

Ryder: Hey, so you and Quinn don't get along. I was wondering how did that happen? So, I can do the opposite of that.

#t:blaine #bonding

ryderlynnthing

[Text]: We need to talk.

[Text]: We do, erm, okay? Cool.

guardianbear-karofsky-deactivat

[Text]: Come to my apartment. There are some cookies I made with Adam that need to be eaten.

ryderlynnthing

[Text]: Erm, okay, sure. I am good for the cookies, man. I am a bit worried that you've drugged them. Wait, do they have cool faces on them?

[Text]: I can totally eat drugged cookies with character faces.

#t:dave

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prettywildekitten

Right! Best Joke EVER!

ryderlynnthing

Totally!!!

#c:kitty

[Text]: We need to talk.

[Text]: We do, erm, okay? Cool.

#guardianbear-karofsky

prettywildekitten

So A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The Grasshopper says “You have a drink named Bill?”

ryderlynnthing

I didn't see that coming, that is hilarious!! Oh my gosh, and the grasshoppers name is bill!!! ahaha.

#c:kitty #you know when I can't breath for laughting? Ryder right now

ryderlynnthing

TEA AND KNOWLEDGE || RYLEY

ryderlynnthing

Who: Ryder Lynn & Marley Rose

When: 09/08 -Early Morning.

Where: Old tea room close to where Marley works.

#Tea and Knowledge-Ryley

korineharmonies

The Color of Money (1986) - Martin Scorsese

#color of money #movie-list

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TEA AND KNOWLEDGE || RYLEY

Who: Ryder Lynn & Marley Rose

When: 09/08 -Early Morning.

Where: Old tea room close to where Marley works.

#Tea and Knowledge-Ryley