TALK ABOUT IT !!

“I don’t think I ever did Hamlet. I did have to read Macbeth though. Sparknotes.com my friend. It will be your best friend.”

“But isn’t using that like cheating or something?” 

“I don’t know. Because it’s not something many know about? There’s a whole line of them though. Or collection..series.”

“That’s weird, I’m surprises no ones tried to like, get them removed ‘cause of the name of them.”

“C’mon Ry, it’s for science. D’you want me to fail my science class?”

“Maybe I do. And what science is this?”

“In a good way or a bad way? I’m trying this new thing out, s’all.”

“I dunno. It’s weird. What thing?”

“Just sort of pay attention in class and you’ve got your answers. They totally look past that shit four-fifths of the time. I got away with Bs on almost every essay I had to write about the book I didn’t read about.”

“I do pay attention but they don’t tell us anything that we need for it. They say we have to do it out side of school or whatever, which doesn’t make sense and they wont help us.”

“Can you just tell me your name and age, and speak clearly into this phone so I can record you saying it?”

“No I can’t. What’re you doing?”

“What do I seem then?”

“I dunno, different.”

“I do? That’s weird. I’m fine.”

“You don’t seem fine.”

“Oh. Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”

“You seem mad.”

“It’s an excellent plan, i’ll be sure to credit you in the yearbook.”

“We have a yearbook?”

“You’ve gotta read books to keep learning my friend.”

“Yeah but most of the time, the stuff we read isn’t important.”

“Um.. I may or may not have gotten distracted and forgot them in the oven.”

“I think if I ever did that, my sister would kill me ‘cause she goes to cooking school.”