ryan;

Nah, I wasn’t drunk last night. Thanks, though.

You're welcome. I get the feeling that's not the lastime I'll asking the question, though. Some people were pretty wild last night.

Not unless you want me to. I can give it you, if you’d like.

Oh no, it's fine, you keep it. 

It’s not bad, I’ll bet, I bet you it’ll be wonderful. Headshot material probably. 

Great. Are you gonna keep it?

Oh! I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to catch you off guard. I uh- I won’t develop it if you don’t want me to. 

Oh no, by all means, do. One can never have too many bad pictures, am I right?

I was actually going for a "caught off guard" kind of thing, but pouty face ain't too bad either.

Okay yeah, just realised how bad that sounds.

Yeah... And I wasn't talking to you, by the way. I didn't see your arse... in any way, at all...

You mean over my dress, right?

[ Ryan hesitates ] The seeing or t-the touching?

"Oh man… Last night was a huge mistake… This is why I don’t go out…. I’m glad it looked soft though, that’s good to know."

Yeah.. You kinda look like something a dragon defecated.

What the feck is that?

Oh, it's a muggle medicine that helps with headaches and such. Want some?

I really don’t know how the population of Hogwarts has survived all these years without knowing how to make hangover potion.

Yeah, well I don't really know the answer to that question nor have I managed to make one, but I have some panadol?

I have no bloody clue but I think he might injure himself if he keeps doing it...

For someone sober, sure. It’s actually a lot of fun to watch sixth years get drunk and go crazy.

I'm a sixth year too, in case you hadn't noticed. I'm gonna have to face these people on Monday and pretend I didn't see at least half their bums.

"You asked me to get you a drink, you didn’t say which one! What did you expect?"

"Something that didn't burn my throat raw!"