let's tawk hawky

Remember how it all started with a “hey I like this song”

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YING.”

do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen

every saturday night

me all the time 

I lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this.

I’m so glad that I’m not the only one.

Oh god this is priceless.

Oh my God, me in Walmart.

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog