suck my deyuuck

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

ICONIC

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

This is amazing

Winona Ryder playing guitar in her apartment by Joe McNally, 1994

everyone in the world was an absolute dumbass until 1781 when kant invented thinking

Too bad he couldn’t invent something to cover up that massive forehead of his

you just annihilated the entirety of western philosophy with that sentence

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about