i say swag unironically

Only ‘cause you’re thirsty for prom queen, Ry.

I would totally kill to be prom queen. So long as you're my king.

I don’t really see the big thing about prom dresses, I’ll be getting mine closer to the time and it probably won’t be anything special. Is prom even really a big thing? It’s just a dance, right?

Han, prom is like, the m-most important experience of our lives.

Dude let’s do it, I fuckin’ love cuddles. You wanna be big spoon or little spoon?

Little. Of course.

So, last night’s episode of Hannibal fucked me up really bad. Someone wanna cuddle me and make it all go away?

Dude. Yeah. Cuddles are my shit.

Well I’ll keep that in mind next time. I was gonna be going out anyway though, so there wouldn’t be much point in saying if I was gonna leave.

I mean, I guess. Just...next time.

Yea it’s break for most people, but not for me, I’m still getting paid to go in and put in the required hours or else. So go and enjoy your spring break.

Man, that's just not even right. Why do you have to work on break?

The cutest? There’s only a handful to choose from, but thanks Ry. 

Well, out of the handful, you're my favorite.

Well it kinda is when you’re trying to plan out a dance for a class. I could hardly hear my music.

Then just tell me to turn it down. I mean, shit, I don't notice when it's that loud, you gotta tell me.

I’m cheery, I’m cheery.

Good. Cutest lil baby mama in town's gotta have a smile, right?

Mr, Ahn, you need to chill out. It's break.

My neighbors just drove me out of my house for the day. They’re playing loud crappy music you can hear from a mile away.

C'mon man, country isn't that bad.

Cheer up, princess Perkins, don't need sadness on spring break.