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There’s other things to do in life outside of video games….

It’s ok I guess? I don’t really play games.

And you find this fun?

Fair enough. Is there any sort of aim to this?

Oh, I see…. Why are killing things?

Ok…. but why?

         U-uh… you messed up because you said it too fast.

I know dad well enough to know that won’t get you anywhere.

         Now say it… faster.

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Mhm, solid argument. I bet ‘so there’ works with dad a lot.

Unlikely. According to you I’ll be dead and lonely.

Lonely and dead, huh? If that’s what you think see how it goes for you.

Good way to end up lonely.

Given that’s literally the last thing I’d want fair enough.

It’d cause more problems.