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sure, hwayoung had approximately 2 lines of her own in the entire song, but she didn’t particularly care about that. dispatch called distich-g one of the most powerful girl groups in the game at the moment. to be recognized on such a large scale so soon after their debut made hwayoung’s head spin. the choreography was one of her favorites, the song was high-energy and catchy, and she couldn’t be more proud of her members for all the hard work they’d put into making adios the best it could be. she couldn’t stop smiling, her cheeks starting to get sore. “i still can’t believe dispatch said that about us. i’m – usually people are upset when dispatch writes something about them, but this is… wow.” she trailed off, hands on her cheeks, still in disbelief. 

“congratulations,” they offered with a soft smile. “they seem like hard ones to please. i’m glad the song’s reception has been good so far.” maybe yifan should be paying more attention to dispatch as a general rule, but they were hired as a consultant, not as pr to make sure there’s no scandals being thrown about. the “news” didn’t affect them all too much. “seems like you’re all working very hard.”

“I’m not saying I’m not happy that the leaky ceiling has been fixed in the building because it was super distracting,” Seulgi said, then pausing for a bit, assessing how stupid the next thing she was thinking was. “But it had a pretty interesting  rhythm going on for a while there. It could’ve been a good beat.”

“you would think they’d have someone from maintenance check that out before it had gone on so long that you could memorize how it sounded....” they trailed off. “maybe you should’ve recorded it if it was something useful.”

“listen, i just teach the higher ups how to properly use those funny little number symbols on twitter,” they answered with a shrug. “i don’t know anything about how they pick who’s going where or doing what. i just help them post about it.”

From now on, I will only use oil-absorbing sheets to wipe tears. 😂