is that how you do it?

“pretty sure is not sure.”

“fine then-- i’m sure.”

“well then that completely sucks and ignore all the advice i just gave you.”

“wow. good talk. i feel great.”

“the orphanage sounds fake.”

“...i’m pretty sure it’s not.”

“one day you will, and during that time be careful.”

“what if i’m never allowed to debut though?”

“i mean true, but if you were to find out it was a lie then it’d be pointless. so i might as well tell the truth from the start.”

“that’s a good way of putting it, i guess.”

“what would i gain from lying?”

“....friend points?”

“not necessarily, things like bad habits of your group mates could rub off on you, you just have to make sure not to take those on and show it to your fans.”

“oh...well i’m just a baby. i don’t have any groupmates right now.”

“i will be soon, then.”

“no-- the lady at the orphanage always said boys don’t grow until college.”

“i guess you are undebuted…”

“maybe when i debut you can dye my hair or something.”

“but i’m stronger.”

“no you’re not. you haven’t hit your growth spurt yet.”

“i didn’t think you were bad on idol project to be honest.”

“you’re just being nice.”

“those’ll get caught too, just make sure there isn’t nearly as many bad changes.”

“how do i do that? how do i control which changes are good and which are bad? i thought that was genetics!”

“yeah you are– you’re like twelve.”

“thirteen.”

“after your debut you’ll definitely notice, especially because the changes will all get documented by fans.”

“that’s scary. what if the changes are bad?”