WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

@seamonstersofthepast

*runs out of breath while eating*

This is a dragon in Japan. Everyone else are you even trying?

@lavenderpanda

How to unsee something

I want you all to suffer with me because I am a terrible person like that

meep meep pleas scuse

It’s like you got em from a very small home depot

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

@ungoliants-shadow