You’re in her DM's. I'm going to bed early because I gave up on love. We are not the same.

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

because if i have to ask, i don't want it anymore

i want to be one of those brains in a tank in a forgotten underground bunker somewhere but with speakers next to the glass with my entire itunes library shuffled on repeat and opium slowly pumped into the water

Call me dashcon cause the only thing people remember about me is the balls

ayyyyy

call me dashcon the way I want mentally deranged girls to pee on my balls

I will fucking smite you where you stand for this atrocity

what

this is a family website

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry