Carryin’ the Banner There and Back Again

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

Every time I watch Devil Wears Prada I wanna punch Nate in the face.

This GROWN @$$ MAN pouting about his girlfriend (who is slaving away at a job to hopefully get a better, more stable job that they both don’t hate in the future) missing his birthday dinner WHEN HE KNOWS HER BOSS IS INSANE and gUILTING HER by staying up just until she came home and then going to bed?! SIR ARE YOU 6? Y’ALL ARE ADULTS, YOU’RE LUCKY IF BIRTHDAY BASH HAPPENS AT ALL. TAKE THE MOMENT TO ENJOY THE CUPCAKE SHE BROUGHT AND HAVE AN EXTRA LATE PERSONAL BIRTHDAY WITH HER. WHAT

“I liked you better when you made fun of runway girls” okay wow maybe her job gave her pERSPECTIVE and she realized can’t make fun of people she actually understands the struggles of anymore???? Like that’s not a bad thing bro. DAWG.

“You turned on your family and friends for cool clothes” —MCXUSE ME???! No. The issue was it was IMPOSSIBLE to have work/life balance with Miranda as a boss and Andy was ALSO suffering from that, not just you guys. She still showed up when she could, supported your endeavors, kept y’all in the loop, shared the few material benefits she gained with you guys—bRO. Like bruh. BR U H. like it was good that she quit and she NEEDED to quit but bro. BRO.