ryan: let's slow dance
brendon: [does the macarena at half the speed]
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Today's Document
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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izzy's playlists!

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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ryan: let's slow dance
brendon: [does the macarena at half the speed]

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Ryan: if something scares and excites you at the same time, youshould do it.
Brendon: time to fuck a blender!
Ryan: wait no-
brendon: *puts salt into ryan's coffee to prank him*
ryan: *drinks it all not to hurt brendon's feelings*
gerard: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please
frank: but it doesn't say the salad has nuts in it
gerard: i'm allergic, so i tell them just to be safe
frank: oh, that makes sense
frank: i'll have the soup, no bees, please
brendon: oh no, i spilled my soup!
brendon: ryan, does the five seconds rule apply to soup?
brendon:
ryan:
brendon: hurry up, it's been three seconds already!

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gerard: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
frank: then it becomes a soap opera!
frank: 911, hey i hate to be "that guy" but i glued myself to the ceiling again-
frank, smirking: so if there's anything new you want to try in bed, just tell me
gerard: *flops on bed with a pack of oreos* the white chocolate ones, never tried them before. wanna join?
ryan: take off my shirt
brendon: oh⦠okay, if you insist
ryan: take off my jeans and my boxers
brendon, blushing: omg, it'sβ¦
ryan: STOP FUCKING WEARING MY CLOTHES
ryan: *shakes a box* i hope this present is mine
*breaking sound*
ryan: shit, i hope it's brendon's

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frank, in a dangerous situation: look, i'm sorry that i dragged you into this. and that i never did laundry. and that i waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it
gerard: wait, you what-
brendon: another quality quote from my friend ryan, "if you eat enough beetroot, your piss goes red. and if you eat enough glass, so does your shit!"
doctor: you didn't have to check it though-
Sarah Urie: *doing something*
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hey, let's play a game of "don't comment on the grlwood's music if you're not going to say anything nice"
Tyler: [fast forwards all the way through a movie]
Josh: You can't just skip to the happy ending
Tyler: I don't have time for their problems

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Please god tell me youβre aware that youβre spelling Spencer wrong
I'm sorry!! My English is bad (I'm Russian lol) and I'm also stupid. thank you for telling me. I'll fix it now
frank: *gets down on one knee*
gerard: omg, it's finally happening
frank: *is tying his shoe laces*
gerard: *through tears* he has finally stopped wearing fucking crocs