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ryan: let's slow dance

Ryan: if something scares and excites you at the same time, youshould do it.

brendon: *puts salt into ryan's coffee to prank him*

gerard: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please

brendon: oh no, i spilled my soup!

gerard: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

frank, smirking: so if there's anything new you want to try in bed, just tell me

ryan: take off my shirt

ryan: *shakes a box* i hope this present is mine

frank, in a dangerous situation: look, i'm sorry that i dragged you into this. and that i never did laundry. and that i waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it

brendon: another quality quote from my friend ryan, "if you eat enough beetroot, your piss goes red. and if you eat enough glass, so does your shit!"

Sarah Urie: *doing something*

Tyler: [fast forwards all the way through a movie]

Please god tell me you’re aware that you’re spelling Spencer wrong

frank: *gets down on one knee*