i'm gonna kill you, Ray Romano

Looks like dr bronner left off a couple of other uses for this stuff on the bottle... ah well he was never the chatty type lol

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

ruining a first date by repeatedly referring to the restroom as the little kings room

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

I Am Eating The Engineers

Ok, i’ll say it. Sonetimes i will drive and go to the store

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Bad news… my peter (Means dick..) Is hard which means… yep i got an eraction o_o