Booze, Bros, and Ballin'

THANKSGIVING GIVEAWAY!!!!

Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 6 awesome beers to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!

I’m giving away: Maine Beer - Lunch (bottled Nov 10, 2015) 18th Street - Hunter Coffee Surly - Nein Three Floyds - Pear Bear Three Floyds - Wig Splitter Firestone Walker - Agrestic 

I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Friday, November 27th, 2015 (You may enter until 11:59pm on Thursday, November 26th).

There are TWO RULES:

1. To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!

2. You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport with a timestamp upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit.

If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!

I will announce the winner by 8pm EST Saturday, November 28th. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!

Brewery : Heretic Beer : Chocolate Hazelnut Porter Style : Porter Variance : Brewed with Chocolate and Hazelnuts I think….

9 / 10

I never thought the day would come where I would prefer a beer over those little golden balls of pure ecstasy known as Ferrero Rocher but apparently that day is today so move the fuck over because Heretic is here. I feel like the fat kid at the ice cream store because this beer is the best dessert I could have asked for right now and I’m glad I was able to get my hands on it. This starts with a light chocolate sweetness that stays thin enough to not be overwhelming while a nice nutty hazelnut and mildly smokey flavor joins in in the middle before some more sweetness and cocoa finish this up. This truly tastes like if someone took a big spoon of Nutella and smeared it on your upper gums like a fucking dog and you just sat there licking at it making hideous faces for an hour, which I wouldn’t mind at all (I can make some pretty awful faces). Elizabeth Falkner probably would already be an Iron Chef if she would have created this instead of her sorry excuses for meals on TV (you should feel bad Elizabeth) but now Alex is in and you’re fucking out. This is an amazing entry point for the new generation of craft beer drinkers due to it’s out of this world flavors and smooth drinkability. For the bastard drinking crew of the world, if you are not already sucking this down then you need to be taken out back and shot because you clearly are blowing it in life. Cheers!

JACKIE O’S GIVEAWAY!!!!

Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 4 awesome beers to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!

I’m giving away: Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Paw Paw Wheat Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Dark Apparition Jackie O’s- Vanilla & Coffee Bean Dark Apparition Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Brick Kiln

I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Monday, April 20, 2015 (You may enter until 11:59pm on Sunday, April 19).

This is Giveaway 4 of 4 that will be posted in the coming weeks. You may enter as many giveaways as you’d like, but you will only be entered once per giveaway.

There are TWO RULES:

Rules:

To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!

You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport with a timestamp upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit.

If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!

I will announce the winner by 8pm EST Tuesday, April 21, 2015. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!