Oof... So, i could hold everything in until the 1st, so a bit more than a week at least.... Week's worth of huge holiday meals stored in my greedy distended gut. I never felt so huge from holding it in before, i was literally waddling after the 30th, i felt how tight my skin was around my belly button . With each step, i could feel the enormous amount of waste weighing me down, stored like a sack of big rocks in my intestines. It fet so good, even if i was uncomfortable doing anything else, standing up and sitting was especially much harder than laying.. I was constantly patting my gut, it felt so good to feel how hard and round it have gotten.. Usually when im just bloated with gas beyond belief, each slap sounds hollow, but this time it sounded more like slapping a boulder... Pretty good indication of how tightly stuffed i was
Also, on the 31th, i started getting extremely gassy. The food inside me was seemingly rotting and bloating me even bigger. I was passing SbD's every 10 minutes, each fart smelling horrible, and it was clear that my body really wanted all of this junk out of me .. So i spent my new years packed full of waste, inflated full of gas, eating a whole ass table's worth of salads and meats, topped with a few beers...
I remember sitting down, absolutely in awe how huge I've got, rubbing my round, bubbling mess of a gut, feeling how thoroughly filled i am... I was farting non-stop at this point, but still somehow constipated enough to not shit myself, my room smelled like a rotting dump . I can feel my belly throbbing, struggling to stretch even further, as shocked as i am that it still wasn't emptied. It was constantly letting out squelches, deep roars and moans, I'd really like to see the x-ray of my bowels at that moment, lol... I walked around a bit just to feel all of the mess in my belly slosh and jiggle as i struggle to move, and then i fell asleep...
Woke up in the morning to gas cramps shooting through my overfilled garbage tank, guts audibly rioting, bloated even more so than it was when i fell asleep... It was so hot that i spend a few minutes in bed just massaging my enormous belly, wishing i would wake up like this every day..
Then i FINALLY decided to spare my intestines and went to try to push something out in the bathroom... And omg, the feeling of being literally plugged with a huge, hard log of unmoving shit at the same time as your guts are under the incredible amount of pressure is insane, i felt like my stomach would burst from the gas and waste inside...
Oh how i wish that being constipated never interfered with my daily life so i could hold in each load for a month🥲