We Just Out Here Doing Gangster Shit

Can't believe "The President of the United States of America staged an assassination attempt to get out of a dinner with the press" is actually plausible. Like, I'm not saying that's what happened, but with any other administration I'd immediately dismiss it as a ludicrous conspiracy. Trump, though? It's entirely possible he was upset his plan for a "mic drop" moment got leaked and this was Plan B.

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion