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I'm back.
Hello simps.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Are you looking at my big heavies again, dummy?
How long do you think you would last if you put your little peepee between them? Not long, I'm sure. This is also under the assumption that it's big enough for them.
Let's be real, it probably isn't. hahahah
If you are over the age of 18 and you are kissless, just wow lol. How could you have lived this long and never planted your lips on a woman?
It's because you're too busy glued to a screen, going broke for 2D Mommies. Isn't that right, little boy?
More money.
🫴
If you aren't in a financially abusive, parasocial relationship with 2D women, you probably aren't in a relationship at all, isn't that right, Puppy?
Don't worry, as long as you have money, I will be here to pretend to care about you. This is as good as it's ever going to get
I really, really, really, really wish there was a reliable method to shrink a penis. I would have a big collection of before and after photos of all the masculinity I have robbed from stupid men.
Sigh...
Your finances are actually the next best thing.

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Scam Titty Roulette.
Want to scam yourself and leave it up to fate? This is going to be the game for you.
Two pricing options:
$55 - 1/25 odds. You will pick a number between 1 and 25. I will then use a random number generator (and screen record to prove that it's legit) to roll a random number between 1/25. If it's YOUR number, you will see these beautiful ScamTitties (without the blur) and enjoy a full orgasm to them. If you do not land on the correct number, I will either give you BBC photos to ruin your orgasm to, or if I'm feeling mean, photos of my subs little weewee hahaha. $100 - 1/10 odds (pick a number between one and ten, then I roll). The game is played exactly the same way, you just have better odds.
This entire contest is designed for you to foolishly waste your money, but I will conduct this fairly so you could actually win. <3
Hi bozos.
Why I Don't Poach Subs
Hey all! Some of you are here from X, others have found me here on Tumblr, I value both. This post will be about some behavior that I see on X, I will try to write it in such a way that everyone can understand. I've seen a lot of content on X recently that focuses on tempting subs to "cheat" on their dommes. I've been seeing this kind of content spring up more and more lately and it doesn't really resonate with me. I have some fundamental issues with this, so I will list them below and do my best to expand on why I dislike it. -The first issue I have with it is that I don't support owning subs. I don't own subs, personally. The subs that I have that I am closest with, know that they have the freedom to play with others. Expecting loyalty from a sub is a pretty naive and foolish thing to do, especially considering that most of these men are actively betraying women that they loved enough to marry, simply to jerk off to strangers. Spoiler alert, they will do this to you when they get bored. I simply try to do my thing and if it's hot enough, I will have return clients. It seems to be working for me as I make bank every single month. -The second big issue I have with encouraging subs to cheat on their dommes is that it assigns value to the sub. If I (as a domme) tell someone "Hey, you should leave your current domme and come give me your money instead." It inherently tells the submissive that they are of value and the idea of them messaging me is something that I want. I don't treat my subs this way.
I treat all of my subs like what they are: trash lol. And yes, I will happily take your money, but I don't need you. I just want to take your money and dismiss you as quickly as possible. You are of no value to me. Stick with your domme if that makes you happy, but none of my subs get any respect from me. Just know, if you're a sub and you're reading this, I have 0 respect for you and in my eyes you are just low glass garbage with weird fetishes. I'm just going to rip you off. My candor is why I get paid. Not because I give subs the false pretense that they are of value. They aren't. lol
Princess. My girlfriend is out clubbing with her friends. Is she cheating?
Of course.
Parasocial Relationship.
Let me spell it out for you dumbo.
You are a nobody with nothing to offer.
Parasocial relationships with imaginary girls on the internet are as good as its ever going to get.
I hope you have a good imagination and that you never get tired of breeding your fist. 🤡

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Cheat on your wife.
Send me money from your credit card.
Who wants to destroy their valuables for me?
Sending me a lot of money.
Sending me a lot of money doesn't mean you are special.
It means you are a fucking moron lol. I will feign interest just long enough to empty your wallet and once you're broke...bye bye lol.
You love to be manipulated like the fucking idiot that you are so it's a win win for both of us.
Nothing but potential income. Deal with it.
This is a concept that seems to bother a lot of the subs that I use. What you've sent to me in the past doesn't matter. I have many subs that message me and say "blah blah blah, I sent you X amount a few months ago, don't you remember me?" I don't. Unfortunately for you, the details surrounding our relationship are rather inconsequential for me. I don't give a shit about your snoozefest of a personality, your hobbies, kinks, etc. At the end of the day, I remember what I made for the day. That's it. You aren't important. I only view you as potential income. Nothing else.
Destroy your valuables.
Destroy your valuables and things you enjoy because you’re an idiot and you don’t deserve nice things.

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$330 so far today. Round me up.
Self-Esteem go bye bye.
For anyone that has an art that they care about, pay me to roast it. I know many of you attach your ego to such things, so feel free to send me $55 and have me make fun of your creations. There is nothing like tearing down that fragile self-esteem.