short tall sentence starters
āstupidā¦!ā¦jar..! come here already!ā
āwho the heck put that way up there? grr!ā
āwhere is the stoolā¦? oof! if only i was two centimeters taller!ā
āi swear to god, if you are laughing at me because i canāt reach i will punch your faceā
āare youā¦laughing at me? well, let you know that Iām closer to your bottom. be careful, jackass.ā
āeek! p-p-please! donāt laugh at me!ā
āis it bad that i want to chop peopleās legs if they were taller than me?ā
āTskā¦stupid tall guy/girl.ā
āhey, hey, turn for a bitā¦.yeahā¦.and done. What? your back looks like a good table.ā
āHey! come down a bit. My neck hurts.ā
āDonāt you dare bend to talk to me.ā
āOh my god! Are you okay? You hit your head hardā¦heh guess i wouldnāt know the feeling since i amā¦short.ā
āHAHAHA! YOU HIT YOUR HEAD! ARE YOU BLIND?!ā
āAahā¦it feels great to see a tall person hit their head like that. Satisfying.ā
āDamn..that must have hurt. Are you okay?āĀ
āHey! watch it! what are you? a raging bull? look where you are walking before you bump into people!ā
āOuch! I-Iām sorry..I was in the way. You probably didnāt see meā¦ā
āCan youā¦.get that for me? Pleaseā¦?ā
āOh, oh! Can you help me? I was trying to get that over there.ā
āā¦.Listen, just pick that up and shut up.ā
āUghh just get it already!ā
āThank you for picking it for me!ā
āThanks, I guessā¦for reaching to pick that up.ā
āGah! shut up! thanks, okay? Happy? tall jerk.ā
āOh! I can get that! It is easy for me!ā
āā¦.are you asking me to crawl in there just because iām short?ā
āyou did not call me just so i can be your santa little helper, did you?ā
āJust because i am short does not mean i am not scared of closed places and dark ones! i cannot go in there!ā
āY-you gonna lift me up?! N-no, it is ok! i can see just fine!ā
āDonāt you dare lift me up.ā
āCan you lift me up? I am trying to pick up [item] from there.ā
āHey, lift me up! Quickly!ā
āI was trying to reach for thatāhuh? lift me up?ā¦.sure. I thinkā¦ā
āWhoa! The view is amazing here! Iām staying. Nope. Iām not going down.ā
āP-please, put me down ā¦.n-now.ā
āAre you planning to keep holding me up for a long time?ā
āHey, tall handsome/beautiful~ā
āTchā¦that height is not bad.ā
āCare to switch heights?ā
āIt is my dream to be swept by a tall guy/girl like you~ā
āi like it when I fit in your hugā¦ā
āI-itās creepy how you can ā¦hold me like that.ā
āThis is my place. mine. I sit here. On your lap. I fit. No complains.ā
āneed help with that? i can pick it up for you.ā
ālet me reach and..here you go.ā
āHahaha, iām sorry. you just looked so funny trying to reach for that.ā
āPftāsorry, sorry, i didnāt mean to laugh at you. your height problem is not a laughing matter.ā
āI was not laughing at you, I was ā¦uh, admiring your determination.ā
āYeah, right I was laughing! Are you an idiot? How can you reach with these baby legs?ā
āWhoa! where did you come from?! i didnāt see you.ā
āIām sorry! I was not paying attention. Iām sorry again for bumping into you.ā
āA-are you okay?! you fell from there! You could have asked for help.ā
āāpft ahaha! you canāt even stand on a stool! Shorty!ā
āhey, shorty, what are you doing?ā
āPipsqueak came, whatās up?ā
āHere comes tiny. What are you up to?ā
āCan i lift you? this way you can reach up.ā
āLift youā¦up? sure. i can do that.ā
āE-eh? lift you up? i donāt think i have the strength butā¦i can tryā¦ā
āNo way!! I will not lift you up!ā
āWhat will you do for me if i lift you up, eh?ā
āI may be tall but that does not mean im strong.ā
āare you trying toā¦climb over my head?ā
āCan you see? How about I hoist you up?ā
āā¦..if you wishā¦i canā¦carry you on my shouldersā¦ā
āUh, can you get down already? my back hurts.ā
āSomeone likes it up there too muchā¦ā
āYou are so going to give me a massage after thisā¦ā
āYou know what i like about you? I can use you as my armrest.ā
āYou are so adorable, small and huggable.ā
āIām glad I can wrap my arms around you.ā
āHeh, you are adorable. Do you like it sitting on my lap like that?ā
āYou know, it is great that you are shorter. i can rest my chin on your head.ā
āI could use you as a weight lift.ā
āI could pick you with one arm for sure.ā
āHey, crawl in there. You fit in there, shorty.ā
āDid you justā¦came out of that window? How..?ā
āHow old are you? W-what?! you are as old as me?! Impossible!ā
āHuh..I figured you would be older than you look.ā
āDo all short people look mad 24/7?ā
āWhy are you kicking my legs? I am not going to get shorter by that.ā
āOuch! owwā¦my headā¦stupid door frame!ā
āOofā! A-almostā¦bashed my head into a wallā¦ā