“ I-   NO!  How could one possibly get a partner in the span of one night?? Are there not many courtship rules for this whole dating thing??”

“Wow Marigold,   that’s probably the least lesbian thing you, an actual lesbian, could have said.”

“EXCUSEZ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  HOW IS WHAT I SAID-”

“Hahah, Ne fais pas attention à moi….  I got my ring re-charged from the local witch, so I can head back if you’re ready,     any special lady you wanna say bye to?” “…  No,  No I am ready to go.  I’ll escort you home, Patterson.   Did you get your kid that toy?”

“….                   can we make a quick pit stop?”

“   Yes.”

@ruinedhaunts

“Maybe I should get something to drink. It looks like there are lots of drinks here anyway, and it feels like it’s been too long since I’ve had something other than water. I wonder if they have anything sweet?”

“What about you? You look like you’d have a really hard time drinking something, but then again, I don’t know a lot about most other Pokemon, and I’ve never seen one like you before.”

“Probably wouldn’t even need to use two…” 

It’s a quiet, clear night, not a cloud in sight nor a breeze within feeling. You thought this would make an excellent night to sit upon the rooftops and gaze upon the stars.

But you’ve been beaten. Upon the roof sits a strange individual with a large, extravagant hat on her head. She doesn’t notice you, being far too enamored by her shiny hoard to care about anything else.