Murdoch Mysteries characters and whether or not I could beat them in a fight
By a hobbit sized toddler who has a BMI of -2
William Murdoch: No. Absolutely not. Murdoch is not only very physically capable, he's also incredibly smart, which means that I'm not going to be able to be crafty and surprise him at all. He would turn me inside out like a pair of socks in the laundry.
Julia Ogden: I think Julia and I would be fairly well matched physically. She has a height advantage, but I have a mean kick so I think I could knock her down to my level and get a few hits in. At the end of the day, though, no, I'm still not beating her. Julia's very crafty in a fight, and I think she'd outsmart me.
George Crabtree: Look, you have to remember that George canonically can hit someone so hard it sends them back to the future. This man would take turns with his future self beating me up. I would have a century's worth of internal bleeding. Without this power, I might have a chance, simply because George is too nice to hit anyone, but with it, there is no way.
Llewellyn Watts: Yes. I am confident I can kick his butt right here, right now. He's taller than me, but I have a low centre of gravity, and I feel like any hit to that man would send him toppling over like a Jenga tower. Once he's down, I can just kick him. I would beat this man into the ground.
Violet Hart: She's a bit tricky, because while I think I might have a chance to overpower her in a physical fight, she would fight DIRTY, and I think she'd probably have a knife strapped to her ankle and she'd just shank me. Probably not.
Henry Higgins: Yes. I feel like I could just surprise attack him and knock him down and he'd be completely subdued. I'd be able to outsmart him simply by just jumping him.
Thomas Brackenreid: .... I mean, no. Like, no. Just. Just absolutely not. This man would annihilate me. The only time anyone has ever beat him in a fight is when they jumped him in the dark, and that was only when it was like four against one. My tiny, scrawny ass would have absolutely no chance against this man. This man would flatten me into a sheet and fold me into an origami crane. No way.
Edna Brooks: You would need all of Station House Four combined to hold me back from liquefying her organs. I would destroy her.
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