"Oh, I'm hurt. Hearing this from the bot with the five o'clock shadow really just bruises my ego."
"If it takes that little to bruise it, then you truly must be the embodiment of a college dude bro. Their egos are terribly fragile. At least I manage to make the beard work."
"Oooo, beard man over here never had his sarcasm chip installed. Maybe a software upgrade will fix that for you big guy."


















