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went to the beach yesterday and got so much sand in my crotch that i had to shave to get it all out

im in bed and i swear to FUCK something just lifted the back of my shirt up

shaved and put moisturiser on and it dried just in time for me to get into bed. life is worth living

"im quitting my job" i say after a bad shift as i put my next shift into my calendar

babe wake up new walten files teaser

my sausage jusg fell out of my hot dog :(

our chicken stock says "made with chicken stock" on it

whoever has my voodoo doll can you leave my lower back alone pls and ty

my tattoo artist is so sweet i love her to bits

just remembered "you were a wonderful experience" "you were everything" adventure time how i love you

rip mikey way you wouldve loved "WHEYYYYYYY" in a pub

thinking about the frerard kiss

i miss mcr

im starting an army of gerard ways in the roleplay server im in

im so sorry in advance to anyone who has a conversation with me this month

grand immortal dictator nodded at me does this mean im one person away from all of mcr