* ROSE / GIRL .

I ALWAYS THOUGHT, I CAN GET WHAT I WANT,   and   everybody   else   can   go   to   hell.    but   it   doesn’t   work   that   way,   bryon.    i’m   going   to   hell   right   along   with   them. 

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ ‘Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞