Typical politician: delivering a single campaign promise years late, overbudget, and subsequently using it as a flashy distraction

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time