The king has been defeated by the rats!!!!
The false king fell for an elaborate trap set out by @rrat-bastard and the rat's army!!! We have removed the tyrant king from our lands.
An imposter "king" speaks before you now, pretending the tyrant king was not defeated. We the rats knew that the king would not hesitate to burn rats given the chance. The king had answered my original question, when the king would not stand down for the rats. I asked "are you a king or are you a rat?" The king was in fact not a rat. A king, yes, not a rat king though. I smelled a cat in our private meetings. Hence the king's eager alliance with the cat girls in the past. Which we found out through intense espionage and buttering the king up.
With that important knowledge in rat hands, we decided to trick the king by saying that the trojan rat was squeaking because of the wheels. We knew the king would suspect that there must be rats in there. No questions would be asked, only fire. In reality the wheel was actually just squeaking. Inside the trojan rat was an extremely toxic substance known as chemical TKP-391B. It only kills kings and reacts to fire. I knew the king would be watching the show because of the king's sadistic nature.
You can pretend all day long you're still the real king but the false tyrant king died today. We already have examined the body to confirm and the king was indeed a cat. You're merely a rat noble disguised as the now dead king so you can keep robbing the peasant rats of their taxes. Jokes on you though, we no longer pay our taxes to a false cat kingdom. Your false king was also voted out yesterday if you didn't notice. The rats spoke and took action. The king is no more. How could you support the feline cause? Money? Cheese?
Moving forward, fellow rats, do not listen to fake rumors of this war continuing on the king's front. Though the war still rages in the south with the rat detectors. No more blood will be shed for a false king So proud of all the rats who believed in the true cause of rat. An amazing victory with a karmic twist (didn't have to burn our "gift"). No rats were harmed by us in our efforts. Though we did lose a few beautiful rats along the way. There will be a memorial for them soon.
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