Hi! Blog title is self explanatory. We are two people who accidentally got too invested in RPFalseren and fell into the hellhole. What is going on 🤨
We do both RPF and truthing! RPFacts are on the masterdoc and #speculation is tagged as such.
Read our fics:
Mod Handshake 🤝: Backwards Handshake (and others in the same series)
Mod Sparks ✨: Sparks Fly
We will be using the tag #rpfalseren and hope it doesn't show up in the main tags. CCs are blocked, but if you somehow end up here, please leave and/or block us. Or feel free to read, whatever you like :)
RPF and no NSFW please!
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‼️Masterdoc / timeline ‼️
🧊 Iceberg + explanation
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💖 Latest RPF event: April 12 2026 (Gamers Outreach)
🤡 Latest mention of Ren being single: Jan 23 2026
Ren: Listen here, you come to this house, it is spotless. This the cleanest, most awesome house that you've ever seen occupied by a single man. (Clip)
🍦Latest friendzoning: March 7 2026
False and Ren call each other friends



















