if i die, kill xavier.

If I poisoned Lumiose's water supply, nothing would change and no one would notice. This is how bad the water quality is by default.

Why’s it so damn hot.

Anyways, watched as one of my neighbors wandered out into the lobby and started sleep dancing.

Living in this hotel may be free monetarily, but I pay for it in other ways.

only tolerable fairy type is the hotel z floette

There's no way of knowing whether there is a god out there currently trying to assign you a fursona.

Podcast Updates: Somebody's back on their true crime binge. Talking about the "Lostlorn Vampire". Okay.

Days since garchomp last bit me: 0

Some days I wish the Hisuian Sneasel line was not only recently revived from a 150 year extinction, and thus hard to obtain at best and impossible at worse.

Are all old people in Kalos like that or is Lumiose just some kind of exception?

who is watching the first three saw movies in the lobby its past midnight

If I were turned into a Pokemon for some reason I really hope I'd get to keep my opposable thumbs.