There's no way of knowing whether there is a god out there currently trying to assign you a fursona.

Podcast Updates: Somebody's back on their true crime binge. Talking about the "Lostlorn Vampire". Okay.

Days since garchomp last bit me: 0

Some days I wish the Hisuian Sneasel line was not only recently revived from a 150 year extinction, and thus hard to obtain at best and impossible at worse.

Are all old people in Kalos like that or is Lumiose just some kind of exception?

who is watching the first three saw movies in the lobby its past midnight

If I were turned into a Pokemon for some reason I really hope I'd get to keep my opposable thumbs.

Revenge is always morally correct.

did not seriously just get woken up by someone blasting vengabus's "we like to party" just now did i

Neighbor is not listening to the true crime podcast today. Instead they are listening to something about debunking urban legends and common myths. They're talking about Pidoves exploding after eating rice right now. I can hear it through the wall.

Had a dream that I tried to take the train out of this damn city and the earth opened up and swallowed me whole. It’s probably fine.

I'm glad today is not a day of any notable importance.

Watched over the span of an hour as the person at a nearby table at this Café drew an entire person in their little game and gave them to one of their characters as a…. pet?

Did not get stabbed. Failed to clarify that. Sort of impressed I managed to outrun it.