The Blackhearted

*shrieks of utter joy* My childhood!

I’ve read all of these. And my favorite is all of them!

Alexander shaped my life tbh

i put a joke in the hozier ama and he answered it earnestly i wanna fucking scream. this is it baby

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

i can hear these in both British accents and southern accents.

Petition to stop saying “spill the tea” and start saying “bitch the pot” instead

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

The biggest turn on is seeing how much you turn them on.

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words