God, I hope so.

I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

Hayden and Ilya’s relationship is peak comedy because Hayden will be like “yeah I fucking hate that guy he’s a menace” but if you asked him “then why do you let him take care of your kids” he’ll look at you like you’re stupid. “Ilya is an annoying menace who is incessantly mean to me” and “Ilya is a good partner for Shane who can be trusted around my children and my wife who all love him” are two completely non-conflicting statements in his mind

Jamie Tartt knows all the lyrics to „I’m just Ken“ and sings it with heart. You can’t change my mind.

Fanon Cliff is such an enigma. Ultimate ally that doesn’t even blink at hollanov’s reveal. Has been secretly queer himself the whole time. Straightest of straight hockey bros who puts his foot in his mouth and is completely oblivious to Shane and Ilya’s relationship prior to being told. Legend that has a queer sibling and absolutely clocks hollanov before they’re revealed and helps Ilya get his head out of his ass and admit he’s in love with the guy. Or post love realization helps them get time alone together and/or convinces one or both of them to do something crazy in order to be together. Questions his own sexuality after finding out about them/watching Shane and Ilya interact. Finds out about them and has to take approximately 3-5 business days to comprehend the shift to his reality before immediately chirping Roz about his blush anytime he’s texting, talking to, or thinking about Hollander. He and Ilya are out to each other and go to clubs and help wingman each other with anyone either of them finds attractive. You can literally go with anything and I would think, yep, that’s Marly.

all that while being a vampire