royals.

ryan: i don't even understand the game

ryan: but okay.

ryan: my dad's in town so maybe he'd enjoy checking out halston's team

royal: hey, first game's on friday. i can hang after though?

hudson: I’m sure I can make time for that.

royal: basketball game. friday.

grayson: shit how'd that go for you lol

grayson: i wasn't implying you were i just was curious

grayson: OH MY GOD am screaming like a lil girl but ok you just tell me once you figure it out ok

grayson: yeah:/ val is going to kill me for saying that

grayson: i take it back i don't even count acacia anymore it's for my own health and safety i am a 1/3

royal: obviously not well bc *tried

royal: there's nothing to figure out. i'm moving across the country in seven months. there's no point

royal: you want to leave the 2/3 club :(

elodie: thought i was blunt enough at the party

royal: look im sorry about the party

luke: oh, really?

luke: congrats, but

luke: well, i liked it more when i thought you wanted to give me head

royal: thanks

royal: oh ? is that what you thought ?

ryan: i've had a fair share of dates doing that

ryan: you are

ryan: oh god, you're going to bro out

ryan: before i moved i got invited to a frat party

ryan: it was one hell of an experience

royal: oh so now you're a player?

royal: what does bro out mean

val: would you rather me try to demonically kill you?

val: though i wouldn't want you in hell with me

val: i'm

val: going to kill you both

royal: sure! a sick way to leave this world if you ask me

royal: yea betta not

              he’s really given up at this point, to the point an actual basketball was in his hand and he stood in the middle of a fucking court and he’s confused.  he knew the gist of basketball, he’s seen his dad play it about a million times but he doesn’t understand the whole game. how are the points determined? he bounced the ball against the concrete before shooting it into the basket and smirked. okay so maybe his dad taught him more but that was it. he runs over to the ball, grabbing it to try to make another shot and he does. “and the crowd goes wild.” he exclaimed with a playful look in his eyes, grabbing the runaway ball quickly before running back to position to shot another. “ryan brixton is on fire ‘erebody !!” he continued laughing as he was in his own world.

ryan: when was it considered a "date"?

ryan: it's more of a rendez-vous if you ask me

ryan: nerd

ryan: what? no partying for you?

royal: when you called it a date

royal: a makeout in a closet isnt a date

royal: i am /not/ a nerd

royal: oh sweet

royal: i always knew you'd haunt me when you died

royal: oh so i should send my dick pics to you before i send them to gray ? to critique ?

val: well everyone else just spooks easily

val: and i love making your life miserable

val: god i'm repulsed

val: i'm going to have to burn my inside now

royal: you did that when you were alive too so not much difference

royal: oh ? what?

royal: have we second handmade out

val: no dipshit

val: i'm fucking dead and haunting you from beneath the depths

val: you probably need a voice of reason for your atrocious sexts anyways

royal: oh sweet

royal: i always knew you'd haunt me when you died

margot: i'm not your pal

margot: what exactly constitutes a pal?

margot: if that's what you want to hear, sure

margot: to answer your question about beer and game night, i don't really like beer and i don't know the first thing about basketball

royal: you can be my pal

royal: people that hang, you know

royal: oh god margot that's a stab to my own heart

luke: isn't playing army like... to get head while holding a salute?

luke: eh.

luke: can we do game day food and beer *minus* you at mine?

royal: duke. playing army

royal: i'm playing at duke next year

gray: oh shit aren't they all spoken for

gray: oh!! my god!! wait are you using him for that or

gray: are there feelings involved in any of these be honest

gray: fUCK OFF I WAS FCUKING DRUNK TO SHIT AND HIGH BEYOND BELIEF

gray: i'm literally going to die i can't believe i got myself involved in that

gray: but hey now we've both got the 2/3 and idk that's a fucking dynamic duo right there

royal: yes gray, i tried to hook up with a girl with a boyfriend who i've also hooked up with

royal: im not that fucking horrible im not using him but i mean it is a perk

royal: um next question?

royal: yea except the one i havent kissed was the one that literally has the ability and tools to kill