sometimes science is more art than science

morty: you can't just do that rick!

Morty: I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.

Rick: Y-yeah, I can see that. But do you think you'll still be able to help me *burps* collect my seeds, Morty?

Morty: Are you kidding me?! That's it, Rick! That's the last straw! I can't believe this -- I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken, and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!

Rick: Morty, oh you really d-did a number on your legs right now.

Morty: *groaning* *writhing in pain on the ground*

Rick: Just take these shoes, Morty. They're sp--*burps* special grappling shoes. When you're wearing these things--ba--these babies, you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty -- up, down, below, turn around to the left. These things really bring it all together.

Morty: *falls off the cliff trying to use the grappling shoes* Aah!

Rick: You have to turn them on, Morty!

Morty: *thuds*

Morty: Oh, man, Rick, I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

Rick: All right, all right. Calm down. Listen to me, Morty.

Rick: I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull -- that's how we grow as people.

Rick: I'm no stranger to scary situations. I deal with them all the time. Now, if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be --

*big ass monster appears and starts chasing them* *Morty's screamin'*

Rick Sanchez (S2E6) (via roy-alifewelllived)

Rick: These people need to think we're aliens.

Morty: What? Why?