huge dumbass

(UNMUTE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)

Watch this video explaining JUST first 5 minutes of the movie to see what i mean

Graffiti uncovered from Pompeii that literally just says “I fucked a girl here” (in so many words)

The fact that the name “Yucatan” possibly translates as “I don’t know what you’re saying” because the Natives had no clue what Spanish was

A ruling Spaniard once asked an ancient MezoAmerican to write something in his native language. It took hundreds of years to decipher it after the language was all but lost, but when we finally read it, it just said “I don’t want to do this”

That graffiti in the Hagia Sophia that says “Halfdan wrote this”

This Ancient Mosaic, meaning “Be cheerful, live your life”

This adorable picture of a Victorian couple trying not to laugh while getting their photographs taken:

King Tut’s duck tunic

Everything about Ea-nasir

Mesopotamian Break-Up Letter that says “News has reached me via the Upper Euphrates that you were visiting with my childhood friend Nisaba. I am devastated by this betrayal, as you are one of my favorite concubines. You have until the end of the month to pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god.”

Evidence in Prehistoric Civilizations of tribes caring for the Disabled. One story shows a young disabled woman who died of a tooth infection because her family fed her too many dates, spoiling her to make her feel better. Here's a better video on the subject

The first recorded Meme, used in WW2, Kilroy was Here. People would graffiti this so much that the Nazi's wondered if Kilroy was some kind of famous spy

And probably more that I can't think of right now :)