hell raisin' princess

"I’m just not even going to try today."

You are so lazy. 

Don’t matter, abuse is abuse.  Tryin’ to pull the ‘I’m a tiny, defenseless chick’ card is bullshit and why feminism and equality is still fucked.  I guess rich bitches don’t really gotta worry or even care ‘bout shit like that.

I am tiny and I'd hardly call that abuse. Since when do you care about feminism? Oh God, you're so judgey. It's not like you give a fuck what I worry and care about anyway. 

Uh-huh.  Don’t dish it if ya can’t take it.

You're like twice my size, shut up. 

-whacks her shoulder-  No hittin’.

[pouts up at him] Hey, ow! Don't do that, I'm a fragile bein'. 

Very beautiful. You look very beautiful. Do you know no French at all, then?

Why would I know French? 

Oh don’t get ya panties in a twist, I don’t give enough of a shit to even fuck that shit up.

[smacks his arm] Don't do that to me! 

Yeah, yeah, Blondie is so scary when her perfect life could have a bump in the road.

There's absolutely no reason for you to tell him, Beau. 

Bros before hoes I’ve heard.

You're not friends, have you even... Beau, I'm not afraid to get in my truck if you tell him. 

Sounds like a fun text conversation to have tonight while I’m bored durin’ a chick flick.

Goddammit, Beau. That's not funny. 

This loser has a girl to go home to, ya even know where that ‘boyfriend’ of yours is?  He know ya cheated yet?

And...? No and no. He ain't been 'round enough to know. 

Only one of those things are true, and it’s the latter.

No, you're definitely still a loser... but you're a loser worth fuckin', so. 

I accept bein’ lazy.

You're a loser. Thank God you're hot. 

Sounds like a good explanation for I’m a picky asshole.  -waves her off- Useless cow.

I think 'I'm a picky asshole' is a better explanation for I'm a picky asshole. [rolls her eyes] Says the lazy dumbass. 

Ya call it sexy, and I call my want to not sing a over done song personal conviction.  We all have our perceptions, now go use ya tits to get me a whiskey.

Conviction? Really? I'm not a waitress, go get your own damn whiskey. 

Wear somethin’ without a plungin’ neckline, skank.

Well, excuse me for lookin' sexy. 

Yeah, I bet.

Go be nice for once, asshole. 

Yes, I am.  -shakes head-  Ya go do it if ya think it so needed.

Ya know, I would, but I'm not drunk enough.