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Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

im trying to triceratop you

@redheadsinspace

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

“Still think that ‘Beware of Dog’ sign was a joke pal?”

no pants?

this is more of a pussy out look

the calm before the storm

my rides here

Like to clarify, the blood and the great ones didn’t cause anything. Everyone just got really hairy and rowdy one day. That’s just how Yharnam is.