either way

“If that’s the case then that’s another reason why he is not the kind of guy I want to be rolling round in the sheets with.” She shrugged with a head shake. “Oh, is it the fish pictures or the guys who have to pose in the gym to brag about working out? Because I feel like both are equally strong candidates for the worst.” 

“What? No humiliation kink for you? I could see you as great in that role,” Rowan teased, head tilting, a laugh falling. “What about when two worlds collide and they’ve got both? Cream of the crop in douche land.”

“Ah yes – nothing like some subtle humiliation and a case of the blue balls to bring a guy right back down to earth.” Billie considered, meeting the other woman’s comments with a laugh of her own. “I think I just walked into a terrible walking Tinder profile in human form.”

“Unless he has a kink for that kind of thing,” Rowan tilted her head, another laugh falling. “Was he holding a fish? I hear the fish holding profiles are the worst kinds.”

“I know I’ve been out of the dating game for quite some time now but some guy at the bar told me he has big feet and apparently you know what that means. You can’t tell me that standards have sunk so low that lines like that actually work now.”

“You should have taken him to the bathroom and laughed when he pulled down his pants. Men need to be humbled,” Rowan laughed, tipping back her drink.

Macy: Well I can support and not incriminate myself at the same time

Macy: Of course. Always here to support and encourage in any way I can

Christian: Tell me some of those places that you have done it at. Yeah? You wet for me, baby? You need to get yourself off now? Holy shit have you really? God, you don't know how hot that is. I couldn't even if I wanted to and I don't want to. I want you to have whatever you want from me to give you more of that feeling.

Adriana: Someone ought to tell those people that that ain't normal. Chances are, if that's going to happen it's probably the ref's kid. There's usually some kind of bias when it comes to this kind of thing - least in the movies. I'm sure it translate to real life too.

Christian: How bad do you need me? Do you touch yourself when you're not supposed to? Do you grind against your seat cause you need relief from just thinking about me? Do you think of me when he is inside you about how you just need more? God I shouldn't but I can't say no to you. I like that. I like getting you to a place where you can't hold back.

Christian: Can you blame me? They are really hard to resist. I fucking love that you crave me. It's so hot knowing that you can get off but then still be needing me. I'm supposed to be doing other shit but you are making me want to. Shit. Putting that in my head is cruel. I love when you try to keep quiet cause I know how badly you want to scream.

Christian: Maybe not all equal. I do. I want to know every time you wish you were being touched. Every time you wish you could feel something inside you. Just the thought is getting me hard. I do think about you. All the ways that I have you and all the ways I still want to.

Christian: You have my word that I will spend time carefully paying attention to every inch of you. Anytime you miss the feeling you should tell me so I can help in the meantime. Fuck I can't wait to see that. Do you know how man times I am going to get off watching this?

Christian: I was never complaining. I'd take any excuse to get my hands on you. You have, huh? Bet it sucks not being able to do anything about those thoughts. You know, I would absolutely love to help you out with that.

Christian: You ask a heavier price for things. You have these oils? How amazing it feels to be inside you. So eager. I think you should stay wet all day until you can.

Christian: How can I do that? I just came in you. My thoughts weren't on clothes. I think a video of you masturbating with it on should be a fair trade.

Christian: Still sorry. Stupid mistake on my part. Idk now... I really like that shirt. If you are going to keep it I think it's going to cost you.

Luca: I don't date anyone 5 years younger than me.

Macy: I think if you don't do that you're doing the whole soccer mom thing wrong