Roux's Closet

reblogging because this will never stop being funny

“Go make your own” “STOP PANDERING TO THE GAYS” “But sir… I am a gays.”

So accurate 

If you think eating dead cows is inhumane, you’re probably right. But you also have to look at the alternative, which is even worse. Eating live cows. You don’t need that on your conscience.

mama

just killed a man

put a gun against his head

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

and mama

life had just begun

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

AND MAMA

Running your hands through the grass is like playing with Earth’s hairy chest.

GET THE FUCK

Omfg this is gold!!!!

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

History classes are just gonna get harder and longer as times goes on

Pink wig thick ass sell your data for hella cash