you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

Most white people i know would rather die before being unable to name a cat Mochi

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings