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ā§ `. cordiforms:
she bites the corner of her smile like dime-store candy,Ā tastes and stifles the powdery sweet of its send. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā - amethyst laughs enough for the both of them, its sound pluming in lazy delight, heady and dizzying. Ā Ā pearl canāt look away from her. Ā Ā then again, she never really could. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā donāt break an arm patting yourself on the back, amethyst.Ā Ā Ā it really wasnāt that funny.Ā Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā UGH ---- jesus, donāt be such a killjoy, p. that one was comedy gold. ā a grin pulls at her lips, reveals the mischievous glint of her teeth, ever present. she spares a glance towards pearl before letting her head fall back against interlaced hands, her gaze moving skywards.Ā āĀ ās not a crime to laugh a little, yāknow. relieves stress.Ā ā
ā§ `. thebiiscuit:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ well, i was thinkingĀ businessĀ casual.Ā ā from the storeās seemingly limitless supply, the boy procures a dress shirt && fedora. the hat is placed atop brown curls, && the shirt held out before his chest. it only seems natural to add a dramatic, albeit fitting pose to match the possible outfit. it seems a persona is in the making !!Ā ā i will be jack duwork, a hardworking book salesman who dreams of becoming the number one book salesman to make my dad proud, but when iām not selling books, i moonlight as an anonymous frosty treat maker, ā frosty the snow cone man ā !!Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ooooohh, alright. i see what youāre puttinā down.Ā ā she turns quickly after his small display of character, mouth perpetually set in a mischievous toothy grin - a trademark feature at this point - as she dug around for her own set of character clothes. ( sheās not as proficient with judgement as far as human characters go, but no one could say she wasnāt fashionable. at least, in her own way.Ā ) from the mess of thrifty clothes she produces a similar shirt, though the hat to accompany it is a fairly worn snapback rather than a suitable business hat like stevenās.Ā ā then i can be, uh ... cool skateboard dude ! skateboard salesman by day, notorious skateboard racer by night. hah ! totallyĀ cool, yeah ? ā
ā§ `. cutfivexg:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ā you have to wait until after i press record ! how do you expect our video to go VIRAL if there isnāt oneĀ !?Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā uuuugh -- per, youāre killinā me here. look ---- howāre you gonna go viral if you run it like itās a scriptĀ kinda thing ? people like it natural ! not on like, some weird schedule. thatās just how the internet works, dude. thatās why videos of cats doinā random stuff blow up so fast. oh, & uh, viral video making 101; you always have the camera rolling.Ā ā
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ā§ `. thebiiscuit:
Ā Ā Ā Ā ā you know what this means ?Ā āĀ a pause lingers for a few moments ; this momentary lull, of course, is meant to stir a sense of anticipation. his bright smile, however, assures that this anticipation should be one of excitement not dread. surprising ? not necessarily, but it should be noted that in his eyes, stars shine bright. ā thift store !!Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā she hardly needs to wait for the pause to end to know where this is going. his smile is matched with ease, the only difference between the two being her own pointed canine teeth.Ā ā THRIFT STOOOOORE !!Ā ā she shouts along with him, drawing out the answer. her booming volume making it all the more exciting,Ā & amethyst nudges at his side playfully before pumping both fists in the air.Ā ā ye-heah !! ste-manās the man with the plan ! so -- what kinda undercover we talkinā here ? mafia suits, bussiness casual ... tourist ?Ā ā
ā§ `. aecoria:
she Ā snorts, Ā laughter tickling in the back of her throat. Ā ā Ā pfbbt ā Ā yeah, Ā i know, Ā i Ā wish. ā Ā a compulsory reaction to amethystās relatable brand of humour, Ā though this particular joke falls flat when amethyst fails to join in; Ā either she was trying to play her for a sucker Ā ( Ā which wouldnāt be new, Ā and, Ā actually, Ā prettyĀ funny, Ā if she thought about it, Ā ) Ā or this was⦠something else. Ā lapis, Ā blinking slow and doelike, Ā retracts, scoots back a hair to inspect amethystās features, and finds them sincere. Ā quizzical, Ā if anything.
ā Ā oh. Ā you were being serious. Ā ā
she deadpans. Ā they share a long, Ā poignant look, Ā during which lapis doesnāt even Ā tryĀ to look like she understands.
ā Ā iām⦠not following. Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā it seems as though lapis lazuli has accomplished the impossible; a moment of silence. an unexpected lull in conversation, words falling flat as the connection was being made in amethystās mind. no one had taught her about sleep yet. the silence continued for what seemed like eonsĀ before it was broken.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ( really, a silence with amethyst was never bound to last forever. itās a miracle for such a thing to even occur in the first place. )
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ha --Ā ā itās short, nearly flat as lapisā joke had been, but quickly leads to more. her mouth stretches into her signature grin, cheshire, laughter bubbling up until sheās almost too giddy to speak, & she waves a hand in front of her.Ā ā wai-wai-wait. ho-hold on ---- did stevenĀ not tell you about sleeping ??Ā ā
ā Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ā
WEIRDMAGEDDON : sentences.
Ā Ā Ā ā Ā were those from agua dorado ā ?!Ā Ā āĀ Ā she means Ā " aqua mexico, āĀ but .. close enough.Ā Ā ā Ā didnāt that restaurant close four years ago?! Ā why did you have them?! Ā why did you eat them?!Ā Ā āĀ Ā amethyst was blanching, and pearl wasnāt going to stick around to see if the four year old nachos would settle. Ā she practically leaps backward.Ā Ā ā Ā i - .. iāll go get garnet!Ā Ā āĀ Ā
LIAR. Ā she has absolutely no intention of coming back.
ā§ `. aecoria:
ā Ā no, Ā no, Ā im ā Ā fine. Ā just⦠ kind of Ā tired ? Ā i havenāt reallyĀ doneĀ anything today though. Ā itās weird. Ā ā Ā her sitting form Ā slumps: Ā first, Ā shoulder to shoulder, Ā and then over, Ā over, Ā until her cheek meets the top of amethystās head, Ā ensconced in tameless coils of lilac. Ā her nose wrinkles against the sensation; Ā itās nice. Ā soft. Ā amethyst was always nice, Ā and Ā soft, Ā and solid and warm and Ā there, Ā right when she needed it. Ā ā Ā i guess i just⦠yeah. Ā i get tired. Ā wish i could turn Ā off Ā for a little while and notĀ thinkĀ about anything. Ā does that make any sense ? Ā āĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā yeah, i feel that.Ā ā for a moment she can be tranquil; just for a fraction of time, she can lend a shoulder. her eyes look upwards towards the rustle of her hair & she smiles, softly, a barely there simper not quite visible to its recipient, & places a hand against lapisā arm. helping to ground one who flew on wings made of water. she takes a moment before responding to the question, nose wrinkling.Ā ā wait ---- yā mean, like ... sleeping ? thatās, like, Ā a thing you can do, yāknow.Ā ā
ā§ `. STEVEN & GARNET & PEARL.
Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ If youāre evilĀ &&Ā youāre on the rise, you can count of on the four of us taking you down. āCause weāre good and even never beats us!Ā Weāll win the fightĀ &&Ā then go out for pizzas ā¦Ā āĀ The nowĀ ā aged āĀ song plays quietly off Stevenās tongue, as his eyes take in the surroundings about the team. All the while, thereās a slight skip in his step as he follows behind the elder gems. TheĀ tranquilityĀ of the scenario proves so strong that one can almost reach outĀ &&Ā touch itĀ (Ā well, as tranquil a gem mission could beĀ ).Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Honestly, a mission like this one has become a rarity for the crystal gems. Fortunately, there isnāt some sort of gem experiment to be found or space station to visit. Their feet still planted in the earth and simply a creature, dubbedĀ ā Tumbley āĀ (Ā ha!Ā good one, Steven! ), to track down. See?Ā Tranquil!!Ā āĀ So, where do you think Tumbleyās hiding?Ā Maybe behind thoseā¦Ā statue guys?Ā ā
āĀ Ā hmmm.Ā Ā ā
their procession Ā stills,Ā Ā as she does; Ā thereās a spark of Ā resignationĀ on garnetās tongue, Ā kissing quick against her teeth, Ā the corner of her mouth curled sideways into a thoughtful Ā frown.Ā Ā limbs birdcage themselves around her torso, Ā fingers Ā drumming,Ā Ā gaze flitting from steven, Ā to the statues, Ā and back again: Ā looking. Ā seeing. Ā by some chance, Ā she Ā doesĀ envision them succeeding.Ā
by some other, Ā less Ā favourable Ā chances, Ā she also envisions them wandering aimlessly until steven gets Ā tired.
āĀ Ā ā¦nah.Ā Ā donāt think so.Ā Ā āĀ Ā the slant of her mouth levels, Ā peaks, Ā turning fond as deft fingers reach out to card through dark curls.Ā Ā āĀ Ā ās gonna be a little harder than usual to trackĀ tumbleyĀ Ā down, Ā i think. Ā these ruins go for Ā miles. Ā you arenāt tired, Ā are you?Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā the sun was still Ā high, Ā a sweet, Ā warm breeze coaxing the grass into a gentle sway. Ā if there was any time to catch their breath, Ā it may as well be now. Ā Ā āĀ Ā we can Ā restĀ Ā for a bit,Ā Ā if you want.Ā Ā āĀ
ā Ā ah, yes; a break. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā a lovely idea, garnet! Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā it isnāt as if theyāve been walking for a terribly long time. Ā Ā were it possible to take the distance and spread it flat for measure, it would likely only amount to about 4.72 miles. Ā Ā .Ā .Ā . that was her guess, anyway. Ā Ā still, itās been a considerable journey for a boy in sandals. Ā Ā ( sheād already given her hum of disapproval at the house, though there was nothing they could have done Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā his brand new, arch-supporting tennis shoes had met an untimely demise during their last mission.Ā ) Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā for a moment, she worries he might resist the proposal in favor of more adventure. Ā Ā luckily, pearl is never without a plan.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā the weather is nice, the view is spectacular, Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā a clever curve tugs at the corners of her mouth and seeps into her voice, Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā and i packed you your favorite. Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā she gifts his shoulder with a slight squeeze and nods to his backpack, where sheād carefully tucked a lunchbox. Ā Ā (Ā an ice pack to keep everything cold, a gala apple, a bottled water, and the cherry on top:Ā a cookie cat!Ā ) ā Ā and, for you, Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā her eyes are on @crackedwhip now, glinting with something sweet and unspoken,Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā the weekās recyclables.Ā Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā donāt gotta ask me twice.Ā ā lax as her posture may be nowĀ - fingers laced together behind her head, leisurely steps taken on their way towards the objective - it gets almost impossibly more so. as if her limbs turned to jelly, ( which they most certainly could haveĀ had she wanted them to, simply to portray her will to walk any farther than she had already, ) she simply falls backwards, landing with an audible -FWUMP-. & she laughs, eyeing steven, brows jumping up & down.Ā ā cāmon, steven ! might as well get it while yā can, right ?Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā she startlesĀ easily with pearlās sudden turn, like a feline disturbed in the middle of a quiet nap. her limbs draw closer to her body, eyes wide, lips drawn into a smallĀ āoā shape ------ before it blooms into a large, jovial grin. thereās even an excited squealĀ in there. how about that ?Ā ā aww, yā shouldnāt have, p ! oh -- ! is there one aā those uh ... sardine can things ? with the rolled up lid ? oooohoho, those reallyĀ hit the spot.Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā now upright, buzzingĀ with newfound energy, amethyst meets stevenās eye once again. sheās nearly pleading with him now, as opposed to her usual playful teasing.Ā ā steeeeeeven -- cāmon, bro, letās do it !Ā ā a hand clenches against her stomach, theatrics in the works as the opposite appendage drapes across her forehead.Ā ā iām just staaaaaarving !! i dunno if i can make it any further ...Ā ā // @thebiiscuit, do it.

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ā§ `. feintlike:
ā Ā i donāt know Ā whereĀ you get off making fun of pearl for being dramatic ⦠youāre Ā seriouslyĀ just as bad. Ā āĀ Ā her eyes roll, Ā wide Ā as twin moons, Ā barest peek of a begrudging Ā smileĀ cresting the corners of her lips. she casts anotherĀ longingĀ glance to her novel- Ā faltering movements, Ā a Ā wince Ā in her brow- Ā and, Ā with no Ā smallĀ struggle, Ā closes it.
chapter eighteen had Ā betterĀ deliver.Ā
ā Ā fine. Ā Ā okay ? Ā itās closed. Ā donāt Ā dieĀ on me. Ā iām sort of hungry anyway ⦠fairgrounds ? Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā okay, but pearlās dramatic over everything. iām dramaticĀ ācause youāre not payinā attention tā me. thereās a difference.Ā ā & she gives her own roll of eyes in return, her form slumping down the couch before her glum demeanor does a complete one-eighty. amethyst rockets into a standing position, already whooping & hollering.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā wooo -- ! belladonnaās outta the books !!Ā ā she flashes a grin before grabbing onto the girlās arm, already tugging her towards the door before sheās even left the couch.Ā ā you know iām always up for anything with food. cāmon, letās gooo !!Ā ā
ā§ `. earthcorrupted:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ā¦ā¦.. that ā good food ā looks like coal. when pearl said that you ate JUNK i didnāt think sheād meant it literally. āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ( count her revolted ā- but intrigued, narrowed gold honing in on the grating sound of crunching CERAMIC. )Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ā¦.. you eat that, too ? gross. ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā whatās wrong with eating junkĀ ?Ā ā a garbled mess of a question pushing through the vile concoction of edible foodĀ & ceramic plating sheās dubbed a meal, followed by an obnoxious gulp as she swallows.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā donāt knock itĀ ātill ya try it, sis. thatās all iām sayinā. ā

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gives her a valentines day smooch tbh :\c
Ā Ā Ā a surprise! chin tilted up, lips captured in a sudden kiss. she rises onto her toes for just a moment & feels suspended. there is no floor, no four walls nor ceiling to contain them. itās a small gesture but to her she feels as if something has happened on an astronomical level.
Ā Ā Ā & she laughs, as silly a reaction as it is to something so nice. she follows it with a low whistle.Ā ā pierogi cominā outta left field with that one.Ā ā her brows rise & fall repeatedly, shortly followed by her hand clenchingĀ āround the fabric of pearlās top, pulling her down to eye level once more. her voice is low, suggestive:Ā ā tryinā to top that box of chocolates ?Ā ā