they changed the rivers

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

so annoying that in 2026 mono queer people will still try to justify hating polyamorous people on poly-positive posts by randomly bringing up how badly they were abused and traumatized by a poly ex. which is genuinely awful so not to sound callous but when i’m like ‘stop hating on poly people for no reason’ and ten people are like ‘uh my poly ex abused me!’ i’m like okay. good point. i forgot that monogamous relationships are inherently and historically safe and free of abuse. can you imagine if domestic abuse happened in monogamous relationships? that would be so scary…

love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

having an extremely crooked visibly previously broken nose is very charming

hey guyss when you want to vague someone can you please shoot me a dm telling me who it is 😁 i don't want to be involved i just want to know #nosy

Forever so fucking funny to me that people in the Iron Lung fandom are participating in what I saw someone call "ethical Septiplier". Welcome to 2016 folks. We are so fucking back. Fujos never die they just get new inspiration. For the record I've never shipped Mark and Sean togther, but their characters on the other hand? You better believe that's what I used to roleplay and draw as a tween/teen. Real person fiction has never been my cup of tea. So beautiful that people are shipping Simon with the character that got a handful of minutes of screentime. You love to see it.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.