Carrion

his penis is EXACTLY the statistical average. and it drives him mildly insane. he lives with the burden of knowing he has a 12.9 cm, 5.1 inch erect penis. that number exactly.

oooooooh i could fuck with that, i mean i'm keeping my small dick boy but in the buffet of alternate universes where there are infinite versions of the same riddler, the one who lives in permanent irritation at how completely average he is??? i'm finding him and making him feel extra special >:3

imagine being above average in everything? intelligence, knowledge, capacity to annoy people? even below average would be better because then you're unique

YES YES YES ok lemme give you one random headcanon for each of the mean green beans pleaseeeeeeee 💚

young justice: he can't really tell left from right, so he's always doing that little hand thing where your left makes an L

arkham: his favourite flavour of anything in this world is sour apple. he doesn't like sour things really. it's the punishment though

dano: he was obsessed with the broadway musical cats when he was younger and has a t-shirt of it that he wears to bed

capullo: he wears shoes with a thick insole and a disguised heel so that he's 3" taller

telltale: if he had a time machine, he'd go back and shake francisco goya's hand first and foremost

gotham: had a brief mental breakdown at university and threatened to drop out and solve the jack the ripper case

unburied: he has this weird goal of sleeping with as many different pronoun users as possible, he's got quite a lot under his belt

twojar: he likes it when people trace his scar with their tongue, but he won't outright ask for it cos he thinks that's kinda weird (it's not)

PD:You are my personal favorite writer for the green bean

Kissing as a Distraction

Riddler Headcanons PLEASE YOU ARE TOO KIND that means so much to me ;-; ok here are some mean green beans getting smooched and distracted 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: mostly fluff, some suggestive stuff, lil bit of daddy kink because i am not well

I'm actually not making this up, some girl shared her story on TikTok and everyone was asking if she can get refund.

A/N: Oh no, I know you’re not making it up, lol. I’ve seen that EXACT TikTok, it’s so fckin’ terrible that happened. I was just thinking it as I read your rq and then you confirmed it, when I was like “isn’t that a tiktok?” I don’t blame her if she developed trust issues after that. I have trust issues when my ex admitted he didn’t actually mean it when he said he “loved me” the last four months of our relationship…no one out here is safe! Also I wrote these as headcanons cause they sorta came to my head as headcanons…I hope that’s okay. The ideas just seem sorta cut short to be turned into drabbles, but if it reads awkward I can change it…

Trigger Warnings: none really, other than some sleaziness on Zero Year Riddler, but that should be the norm by now

Riddlers x F!Reader - Trust Issues

I'm gonna start this by saying that, if anyone really wanted to, they could bag any Riddler. As long as you give them smooches and call them smart, they are literal putty in your hands.

That said, I'll take a stab at this one and, as always, just my own personal headcanons

Unburied - Someone bigger than him. He likes to be held and snuggled like a lap dog. Someone who has high standards on hygiene. Y'all can have facial routines together. Generally, someone who is very sure of themselves. He respects that in people.

ZY - Let's be honest, he doesn't know what he wants. If you asked him point-blank, he'd say someone sexy that does everything he says. In reality, he'd probably be happier with someone who knows how to hold their ground and push back. He'd never admit it, but he likes to have his will challenged. Complete subservience is boring.

Dano - As long as you will be kind and snuggle with him, he doesn't care about much else. Not to be rude, but his standards are a little low when it comes to receiving affection...If you're genuinely willing to give and are able to tear down his emotional walls, he's willing to receive.

YJ - Why am I getting this idea that he likes people who are sweet and gentle at first glance but have that innate ability to flip a switch in their brains and become a badass? Like, when he first meets them, he's taken in by their kindness. Then, they go off on someone being mean to him, and he's just like "oh no...I'm in trouble". Instantly smitten.

Gotham - Cuteness. If you are cute and short(er than him [not difficult to achieve]) and a good listener, he is head over heels in a matter of minutes. Bonus points if you laugh at his science jokes, puns, riddles, etc.

BTAA - I think what he looks for is someone witty and funny enough to compete with his 'mental sparring', as they say. One of those people that have a bit of knowledge on a variety of subjects, so his strange references, dead language quotations, and generally colorful attitude is not lost on you. Wouldn't hurt if you had a good sense of style either. He's wants to be the sexiest couple at the grocery store.

Arkham - The first thing he looks for in other people is the strength of their will. Sure, he automatically expects you to be intelligent, but just as important is your ability to forge through difficult situations (i.e., his temper tantrums). If he is going to work with someone long term, he needs to know they have the guts to stick around for the long run.

BTAS - Someone who is polite, well-mannered, but not afraid to be a little adventurous. He wants his life's story to be a thrilling Fred Astaire film, and his co-star needs to be ready to play their role to perfection. There's going to be dancing, singing, riddles, and daring, so buckle up or move aside because he's wasted enough time living a monotonous life.

🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon

ooooooooh ok i'm picking gotham eddie, dano eddie and a little zero year eddie

gotham eddie takes it SO seriously!! there's candles, rose petals in the bath, your favourite scents used as bath oils and bubbles that are so soft to the touch, and he'll make sure to lather up every bit of you and touch each part of your body just right

dano eddie's apartment doesn't even have a bath, so he's settling for shower sex, especially after he's been out dealing with one of gotham's corrupt evils. there's something about the scent of his sweat and the blood of his victims, your hands rubbing it off of him with care, that makes him a little bit feral

zy eddie has a jacuzzi tub, and he's got it lit like the set of a 70s porno. he arrives in a tiny silk robe and drops it immediately, expecting you to kneel in the warm water, jets at your back, while he stands up and lets you appreciate him

I can't come up with any male Liliya headcanons because why would I want a chuck roast when I have a juicy buttery filet mignon in front of me?????

BUT I do have something

CW: NSFT

Butch Liliya ✨

She is very futch to me already

Femme presenting with really butch behavior

In my head she's a futch stone top

I want to put her in a suit

The idea of her with a button-up on, half undone, tucked into a pair of pants

All black too

This ties into my posts about her smoking too

She fucked you up in a trial and you're getting aftercare in the PA sleeprooms

Kneeling in front of you and taking off your clothes

Rubbing your sore muscles and leaving kisses on the cuts she left on you

Mmm Liliya working out

She works on strength training so she can pick you up and toss you around a bit

She loves doing your nails for you

Prefers when you keep them longer

It just feels so nice when you scratch her and leave your own little marks on her

Scissoring with Liliya and scratching lines up her back

It just makes her grind against you harder

She takes care of you and only you

Opens doors for you and shuts them even if someone is right behind you

Touchy and bitey

Hand on the small of your back

She's pressing up against you from behind being sweet then she bites you enough to draw blood

CW: age gap relationship, lesbian Liliya, wlw,

In her late 50s but forces herself to stay ridiculously in shape

How else can she jump on people like a mountain lion?

Her favorite reagent is significantly younger

She doesn't see any issues with it, but apparently others do

"Sweet lamb...why fret over the words of those unworthy of a single thought?"

Older Liliya is so confident and doesn't care about her age

Salt and pepper Liliya with streaks of gray in her hair 🤤

Liliya's favorite thing to do is sit in private, no mask on

She's taking off your underwear and using them to put up her hair to keep it out of her way while she eats you out

Once again thinking about smoker Liliya

Smoke break with her mask pulled up and she's cooing at you, wrapping an arm around you and dragging you close

She calls you her beloved, her lamb, and little one

Pet play with older Liliya

After a long day you need to rub her back

You're her service pet

If you're being bold you're a mutt

She wears reading glasses in her room

Sitting reading Pride and Prejudice with her little glasses halfway down her nose

She catches you staring and her crows feet crinkle around her eyes,

"What has caught your attention, lambkin?"

WORRY NOT, MY FRIEND

I want more Berserker too

CW: canon typical violence, NSFT, painplay

Thinking about protective Berserker

His favorite reagent getting beat up by another reagent maybe

He's ripping them in half and picking his reagent up like a kitten

You should just sit quietly in his lap all day

It's where you belong

He loves mapping you out with his hands

He tries so hard to be careful but just ends up giving you tons of little bruises from pressing too hard

You give him cuteness aggression

Berserker loves pinching at you and feeling every inch of you

So he can imagine what you look like in his head

NSFT under the cut

CW: canon typical violence, NSFT mentions

Leland Coyle

Hates to admit he likes you

Tries to show off

Vaulting stuff, beating the shit out of reagents, assaulting expop

Always looking to see if you're watching

Catching you by the hair and wrapping an arm around your shoulder

He's talking at you while electrocuting you

Licking the tears from your cheek

Liliya Bogomolova

I have a full post on this! Linked here

Franco Barbi

Franco wants to be romantic but is also fucked

He's giving you bouquets and jewelry

"Found the necklace on one of those rat fucks I killed for you"

He gets upset if you don't think that's romantic

"I'm fucking providing for ya! Being a real man providing for my bunny!"

Lots of pet names

Pet names and touching

Arm around the waist, over the shoulder, squeezing all the time

Mother Gooseberry

She wants to spoil you!

Her special gosling

She's fixing your hair and making you sit on her lap

Dr Futterman is over it, disgusted

She defends you, because you're so well behaved!

Kress Twins

They hate liking you at first

They should only need each other and you come along

Can't help but find you really endearing and cute

"they're something else..."

"oh, I could just eat them up"

Pitcher

I've made separate posts about this! Check out my pitcher masterlist here!

Pusher

He's trying to bribe you

Want drugs? What about snacks?

He's sharing with you

Makes comments randomly to try gauging your reaction

"Man, it'd be so crazy if we were a thing...like if you sat on my face or something, haha" 👀

Night Hunter

He claims he doesn't like you

He just likes how bright your blood is...and what you smell like, the way you walk, the way you laugh when a reagent tells you a joke...

He HATES feeling emotionally vulnerable

He's still chasing you around but it usually ends in minor wounds and sex

Berserker

He recognizes your voice and smell

Spends trials just following you around the best he can

Wrangles you to give you kisses

Screamer

Blinking his big blue eye up at you

He just wants you to take naps with him

i was wondering if you could maybe give more headcanons or little bits of fanfiction of that one ask where the reader who works at the dinner is disgusted by pre-murkoff coyle, but maybe instead where the reader is male since i think canonically the situation would really vary based on the gender of the reader

but the gender doesn't fully matter ngl, i just really want more of those pre-murkoff coyle x dinner worker reader stuff ANYWAYS BYESIES

I absolutely agree. The first one was geared toward a more female presenting diner worker. I think if it's a guy he's acting a lot different.

HEED THE TWS PLEASEEEE

CW: misogyny, canon typical violence, SA/rape, NSFT, forced pregnancy talks, stalker Leland again

Who do you think you are? Being so disrespectful to him

He's following you around still, but he's 1000% waiting until you're in quiet areas at night and beating you up

Hopping out of his car and attacking you

Barely conscious and he's fucking you in an alley

Spits in your mouth to say bye

"That'll fuckin' teach you to disrespect me—teaching you manners the ol' fashioned way, boy"

He loves it

Trying to force you into liking him, cornering you, touching you

Arrests you for petty shit and makes you jerk him off while you have the handcuffs on in the back of his cruiser obviously

He brings you to the station and is holding you there for the max time he's allowed to

Then he's making you walk home

Randomly showing up at your house when you aren't home

He has a warrant he's lying and he's going through all your stuff

He's stealing your underwear and jerking off with them on your bed

Cums on your pillows and leaves

Forced pregnancy/breeding kink under the cut

AHHH MY BAD!! I didn't even realize

CW: NSFT, canon typical violence, knife/blade play, blood play

Not Night Hunter's favorite position but a close second

Loves having your legs over his shoulders as he hunches over you

He has his machete out

It's either at your throat or he's dragging it across your chest

As a treat he'll leave carvings on you

'jack' sloppily carved on your hip bone

If he draws blood he's licking it up

Drooling all over you

Can't suck at you so he's biting

He's rough and mean the entire time

Chokes you a bit too

He can't help it

He loves that you look so helpless, it's adorable

No pull-out game

Always finishes in you

Hi everyone! In celebration of my birthday, I figured I would write some birthday headcanons.

It also just so happens my birthday is 6/9, which also just so happens to be national sex day. So... expect some more saucy headcanons later today.

⚠️ Warning: Talks of sex and other suggestive scenarios! (I don't go into too much detail, but still.)

Leland Coyle:

* Coyle would try to convince himself that he didn't care. After all, birthday celebrations are childish.

* Even still, Coyle couldn't stop thinking about you. He was angry that no one else was doing anything for your birthday. That means we would have to take matters into his own hands.

* "These good for nothin' fuckers aren't doing a damn thing for my songbird. It's injustice."

* Coyle would wait until you were in one of the police station trials to make his move. He scavenged the trial for a bowl and went back outside the police station to get some ice cream.

* (Both the bowl and the ice cream do exist in the police station area. The ice cream shop is outside the police station, close to the shuttle. The labeled ice cream flavors are as follows: orange, mint chocolate chip, chocolate, mystery berry, triple treat, caramel, vanilla, buttered pecan, strawberry, mango, and sweet black berry.)

* Once Coyle got your ice cream, he headed back to the cafeteria and put it on a table. You would hear Coyle mumble and groan to himself about "needing" to do this for you.

* As much as a pansy he thought he looked like, Coyle did feel good about what he was doing. He was stepping up when no one else would. It felt good, especially when he did it for you.

* Instead of a candle, Coyle used one of his cigarettes. Before lighting it, he would go out to find you. Can't have a birthday without the special person, after all.

* Once he did find you, he didn't really try to scare you. He would absolutely grab you if you tried to run, but he spoke softer than usual.

* "Come on, sweetness. I've got somethin' for you."

* Holding you by your wrist, he led you to the cafeteria. After you were sat, he used his baton to light the cigarette. Then he gestured towards it, waiting for you to blow on it.

* Coyle did understand you couldn't really blow it out, but someone could always smoke it afterward. He'd make sure the cigarette didn't go to waste. If need be, he could always snub it out on your skin.

* After you blew on the cigarette, he lifted your head up and leaned down to give you a kiss. Your real "treat."

* The kiss was soft and intimate at first but quickly became heated and intense the longer he kissed you. Coyle did stop before things got too handsy.

* You didn't get any material gifts per se, but you did have a different kind of gift. He assured you that you'd get said gift later that night.

* Coyle wouldn't sing happy birthday for you unless you really wanted it, but you would have to beg for it. He would, however, tell you happy birthday.

* "Happy birthday, honey."

Mother Gooseberry:

* Her darling's birthday! Mother Gooseberry was so excited. She missed throwing special parties.

* I do mean parties, by the way. Mother Gooseberry would set up a birthday celebration in the Fun Park.

* If she had access to you before the party, she would try and dress you up all nice. Tailoring a dress (because I do believe she can sew) from one of the kid mannequins so it'll fit you, and using her lipstick to give you a bit of blush.

* She would invite other prime assets and ex-pops to the party. It's up to them whether they'd show up or not, but Mother Gooseberry did still try.

* If they didn't show up, Mother Gooseberry talked to them afterward. Upset that they didn't show up for her gosling.

* Mother Gooseberry would set out plates and sodas in the diner (the one inside the Fun Park). Since you were the birthday gosling, you got special treats.

* "Happy birthday, my little darling! What game do you want to play first?"

* Instead of a cake, Mother Gooseberry got you a donut from the Coffee Shop. She didn't let you see the donut until she got a "candle" on it, though.

* Mother Gooseberry would grab a small dead plant, a thin piece of cardboard, or a small splinter of wood and put it in the donut. To light it, she would go get Pitcher.

* She would definitely sing happy birthday to you, whether you like it or not. She loves singing, she loves birthdays, and she loves you! Perfect circumstances.

* Mother Gooseberry would also be the type to cheer a little when you blow out the candle. Clapping her hands and praising you.

* Like Coyle, she couldn't get many material gifts. Even still, she tried to make the most of what she had. You would be getting a puppet show, staring Dr. Futterman!

* Speaking of activities, she would make sure all the carnival games were on. Not only that, but Mother Gooseberry would even let you ride the carousel. (I wish we could ride the carousel in the Fun Park.)

* She would even get on the carousel with you and make sure you didn't fall. She was just so excited to be spending some actual fun moments with you. Seeing you smile was precious to her.

* "Look at that precious smile! Are you having fun, my little gosling?"

* Mother Gooseberry may or may not have had an ulterior motive. She wanted you a little tuckered out so she could have her fun with you later that night.

Franco Barbi:

* I'm not sure Franco would be crazy about birthdays, but if it mattered to you? He would let you have a special day.

* He would make sure no one else disturbed you two so he could keep you all to himself. On that note, he would follow you around like a dog unless you didn't want him to.

* If you didn't want him to follow you, he would be upset but would leave. You'd have to make up for that lost time one way or another later.

* Anyway, your activities with him would be more physical. He would let you try almost anything you wanted. If you wanted him to cuddle you for a change? He would try it.

* I could see Franco setting up a date, just for the two of you. It was hard to get somewhere nice, but I could imagine him taking you to the bar in the casino. He would get you a drink of your choice (Ko-Lime, Cherry Snap, or Du Val) and spend some quality time with you.

* If Franco hosted a party, it wouldn't be the typical type. As you can probably guess, it would be a sex party. It wasn't anything too out of the norm. A lot of dirty-posed mannequins in a room not wearing any clothing.

* Franco would pick a more closed-off room so the doctors couldn't see what you two were doing. He's experimental normally but would let you do whatever you wanted in regards to birthday sex.

* I like to think that Franco would give you a choice. Either you two could have sex alone, or you could be in the room with all the mannequins. Birthday sex with Franco (or any of them) was unavoidable.

* Franco wouldn't sing happy birthday to you, period. Like Coyle, he would tell you happy birthday instead.

* "Happy birthday, sweetness."

* Franco would praise you a lot more on your birthday, too. Calling you beautiful or calling you a good mommy, for example.

* "You're so beautiful, sugar. Ya' make me feel like a lucky man."

* Expect a lot of kisses and physical touch. Not even in just a sexual way. Franco would kiss your face and kiss your hands while he held them. He was going to make sure you felt special.

* Not matter how the day went, it would end with Franco cuddled up to you. Preferably, his head in your chest sucking your nipples. If not, then he would lay his head on your stomach and suck his thumb.

* Franco probably wouldn't get you any special treats, just because he didn't have access to them. He also didn't want to feed you anything like the rotten fish from the docks, he wouldn't be so cruel to his mommy.

Kress Twins:

* If you wanted a birthday celebration, they were happy to oblige. Not that they cared for birthdays much, but it was for you. So, of course it would happen.

* Otto would leave his saw behind so he didn't scare you, but Arora would keep her tinctures just in case. They didn't want you running from them or hiding.

* Since they were technically Murkoff staff, expect a whole lot of special items. Any gifts you may have wanted, and any treats you want. You wanted cake? Done. Donuts? Done. Ice cream? Done.

* If you wanted other prime assets or ex-pops to accompany you on your birthday, they would arrange for them to come see you. They wouldn't be too happy about it because they wanted some alone time with you, but they wanted to make you happy.

* "You can have anything you want, my dear."

"All you have to do is ask."

* They would even put your gifts in gift boxes, using the Christmas boxes the staff stashed for the trial objectives.

* They wanted to spend time with you, but they did respect you if you wanted time alone. All they asked was that you return to them later.

* If you let them tag along with you, Otto would hold your hand while you all walked together. Arora would rest her hand on your shoulder since she couldn't reach your hands.

* They would walk with you around the shopping mall, taking you to every store and letting you look around. They would lock and/or close off every door that led to the back of the stores, so you couldn't get lost.

* Arora would make an aphrodisiac to put into your drink of choice. She wouldn't give the drink to you until it was nearing the end of your special day, but still. They wanted you excited for later that night. I do mean "they." Otto was in on it, too.

* "You look parched, love. Why not take a drink?"

* "You should drink, darling. We need you to be hydrated and healthy."

* Expect a lot of kisses from both Otto and Arora. They want you to know that you are an important addition to their relationship. They adore you.

Liliya Bogomolova:

* Liliya wasn't too thrilled about birthdays, but she would celebrate if it was for you. Her little lamb deserved to be special, after all. That being said, I don't see Liliya as the type to sing or say happy birthday. She would rather her actions speak for themselves.

* Her celebration with you would be more quiet and on the down-low. She wanted you to relax, even if it was only for a day. She knew the other ex-pops and prime assets were overbearing. Liliya would even manipulate the staff into leaving you alone, if she had to.

* She didn't like the idea of you being alone, but she would leave you alone if you wanted. Even if she did leave you, she would keep an eye on you. Occasionally peeping her head over to make sure you were safe.

* On your birthday, Liliya might make you some small things here and there. In the morning, she'd make you a cup of coffee. Then, in the evening, Liliya would give some some snacks from around the resort. Things like beef jerky and ice cream.

* "For you, my angel."

* Before your birthday was over, Liliya would cuddle up with you in front of the fake fire in the resort. She would let you lay on top of her, resting her claws (and prosthetic) very gently around your body. She would whisper sweet words while holding you. I would call them sweet nothings, but what she said definitely wasn't "nothing."

* "You're eternally my beloved."

* Speaking of being gentle, she didn't want to hurt you on your birthday. Maybe some playful cuts were fine if you felt up to it, but she wouldn't make you cry and wince like she normally did.

* Liliya would try and give you some kisses, but they ended up more like head nudges. If she did take her mask off to kiss you, it wouldn't be until late at night. Almost like it was a gift.

* If she decided she wanted to get intimate with you, Liliya would wait until the next morning. After such a relaxing day and good sleep, you would have more energy. Divine circumstances to absolutely ravage you.

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Pusher:

* Pusher would be happy about your birthday, but also really relaxed. He wanted you to have a good day, but he wouldn't do anything too crazy.

* Pusher would follow you in whatever trial you had to do, but would hold back from putting you in psychosis. If he could get you high another way, he would.

* "Ready for an adventure, baby?"

* Pusher would tell you happy birthday, and he would maybe even sing it. If he did sing you happy birthday, he would do it in a more joking type of way. He loves being silly with you.

* I could see Pusher forgetting it's your birthday for a little bit. He would eventually remember, but he wouldn't know first thing in the morning. The drugs get to him, y'know?

* While he followed you, he was putting his arm around your shoulder or holding your hand.

* If you can get to a secluded place (ideally a sleep room), he's going to cuddle you to death. Within five minutes of holding onto you, he's asleep.

* As soon as he can get you alone, he's all for birthday sex. He'd even be willing to try a new position if you really wanted. Or if you wanted to use toys. It's your special day, your special pick!

* Pusher would get you a small treat from any trial of your choosing. It doesn't even have to be dessert. If you wanted some snacks or real food, he'd try and get it for you.

* If you really wanted to blow out a candle, he would let you (try) to blow out one of Pitcher's molotolvs. If that didn't work, he'd get Pitcher to light something random (but small) on fire.

* When you two are walking together, he's also laying his head on your shoulder. Or vice versa. He just wants to be comfortable and close with you.

Pitcher:

* He was slightly excited for your birthday, I mean, it was an excuse to burn anything. Of course also because it was also his flame's special birthday. (You, you're his flame.)

* Pitcher would drag you around the trial, lighting random things on fire and then forcing you to blow it out.

* He doesn't always have his hands on you, but he does still show you affection. When no one is around or looking, he'll pull his mask up and give you a kiss.

* Since Pitcher couldn't speak, he would write you a card. Well, it just said "Happy birthday" with a hole burned through the paper.

* He would also try to tell you happy birthday when he handed you the card, but you could barely recognize what he said. You got the first consonants of the words, but that was about it.

* Pitcher would let you touch him more often than usual. He wouldn't let you cling to him, but he would let you feel around a bit. Just expect all that touching to get handed back to you ten-fold.

* As a gift, Pitcher would give you something of his. A piece of his waist-wrap or an un-lit molotolv, for example.

* Birthday sex would be inevitable, and he would be particularly ruthless. Going until you're too exhausted to continue and putting you in positions that you've never tried.

Night Hunter:

* The Night Hunter would absolutely hound you on your birthday, even more than usual. Even if you wanted him to leave, he wouldn't.

* Despite following you everywhere, he tried to keep his hands to himself. Key word: tried. He failed.

* He would gradually feel you up more as the trial went on and try to dirty talk with you or make sexual comments about you.

* "You're glowing today, little mouse. You look so... sexy."

* I do think the Night Hunter would tell you happy birthday. He still wanted you to feel special, but he was going to do it his own way.

* He didn't even wait until it was late to initiate the birthday sex. Honestly, birthday sex was your gift. Both you and the Night Hunter would be intertwined with each other all day.

* He would want you in your birthday suit, so you speak. Even before having sex, he would try to cut off your clothing.

* The main difference on your birthday was that the Night Hunter praised you a lot more often. Hardly ever calling you a bitch, shitbird, or whore.

* The Night Hunter would still hurt you throughout the day. Leaving cuts and bruises on you, but he would hold back from cutting too deep. The last thing he wanted was for you to lose a limb, especially on your birthday.

* He didn't get you any treats either. If you wanted a treat, well.. he was right there. He would satisfy all your cravings. Or so, he thought.

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Dr. Easterman

* Normally, he couldn't care less about and reagent's birthday. For his how high, though? He was happy to spoil and praise you.

* If you wanted anything, he would try and get it for you. Gifts, treats, you name it. I mean, he practically controlled everything.

* If you wanted any gifts, he would make sure the gifts were wrapped up all nicely. They needed to be pretty for you.

* Dr. Easterman would get the staff in the sleep room to (quietly) decorate your cell the night before your birthday. Things like banners, balloons, and a bowl of candy on your shelf.

* He would also request that the staff put a special outfit in your room. Something that makes you stand out, something no one else would have.

* On your radio, Dr. Easterman would leave you a birthday message.

* "You've come so far, my little lamb. You have spent so long by my side, and now we can share the reward of this special day. Happy birthday. Remember that I, your daddy, love you."

* He would put you in your favorite trials and make sure you got through the trial with little issues.

* If birthday sex were to happen, Dr. Easterman would let you choose what you two do. He'd even let you take control if you wanted to. Consider it a reward for doing such a good job.

* I'm not sure that you would remember the birthday sex well. I think he would drug you just enough to where he could preserve himself. He wanted you to remember the pleasure, but he couldn't have you telling the other reagents anything that would compromise him.

* That's not to say he wouldn't love on you when he got you in his hands. After sex, he would kiss your head and run his fingers through your hair.

* Throughout the whole day, Dr. Easterman would have the staff make you some actually decent meals. Like eggs for breakfast or fresh fish for dinner. He would also tailor the meals to what you liked, don't worry.

* "Happy birthday, my little how high."

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I just want to say another big thank you for all the support y'all have been giving me. I am always so grateful, and you are all so amazing!

Not to mention, y'all are crazy creative. The requests I get are sometimes things I could never think of. Speaking of requests, can y'all give me more NSFW ones? I feel like I can't think of many creative/interesting things.

Last thing, all of the food you saw mentioned in this post does exist in the trials. I tried to keep it as accurate as I could.

This one is weird, I know, but hear me out. In the police station, there is a shower room. Assuming the water works (which I honestly doubt but whatever), why wouldn't a reagent take advantage? Maybe that's just me, but I hate feeling dirty.

I did say I would make a more scandalous post today since it's national sex day and my birthday. I mean, it doesn't really get more convenient than that.

⚠️ Warning: Shower sex, voyeurism, electrostimulation, cutting... you know the drill. Sexual themes ahead!

One last thing, assume all of this takes place in the police station shower area. (AKA: assume it's prime time.)

Leland Coyle:

* One of the few times Coyle was ever caught off guard. He has never seen a reagent use the showers in a trial before. You were really bold. Or stupid.

* He would stare for a few seconds before charging at you. Even when he went to grab you, his eyes kept roaming all over you.

* He would yell all sorts of things about public indecency and how he had "laws around here."

* Coyle didn't hide his true intentions very well. He tackled you to the wall and put your hands behind your back using one hand. That other hand was roaming all over your body, taking a special interest to your thighs.

* He would be forced to take off his cross body strap so his battery wouldn't get wet. He would also unravel the wires around his body so they could still reach his baton, even if the battery was on the floor.

* Once his battery was safe, it didn't take long for Coyle to start pressing himself up against your backside, and that's when he got fully hard. Leaning his chest on your back, he started grinding into you. Slow and rough.

* Coyle would speak softly really close to your ear, heavy breathing breaking up almost every word.

* "You think the laws don't apply to you, sweetness? I'll fuck you to death."

* To be expected, Coyle got soaked. His shirt and pants wet from the water. When his pants started clinging to his hard-on, that's when he pulled them down.

* He would take a little bit of time to tease you, pinching your inner thigh or "threatening" to rub your clit/stroke you off. He wouldn't actually do it, he wanted you desperate.

* Before fucking you himself, he's putting the handle-end of his baton inside of you. The pleasure/pain went both ways, too. You got to have something inside of you, and he would be able to feel the electricity on his hand(s).

* The baton was really just to prepare you, so he went slow but really deep. It continued for a minute or two before you took it out of you.

* Coyle would force you to taste yourself after, holding the handle of the baton to your mouth.

* While you licked and/or sucked on it, he would put himself inside of you. He wasted no time being rough with you, going at a faster pace than he did with the baton.

* When he was satisfied with how you cleaned his baton, he would go back to using it on you. Pressing the baton to your stomach so you jerk back against him.

* Coyle wouldn't let you finish. Or, if you did finish, he would make you go over and over again. Either way, you were getting punished.

* He could be degrading you majority of the time. Calling you a pervert, scum, whore, or anything else he can think of. Every so often, he would tell you how good you felt or call you sweetness/honey/songbird.

* When you two were done, Coyle would gather his things and leave. He needed time to recuperate, and you did, too. Since you did so well, he would leave you alone the whole time you showered. Well.. assuming you could stand by the time he was done with you.

Mother Gooseberry:

* Mother Gooseberry was happy you were trying to get clean, such a good little gosling! Even then, she did find it odd that you were showering in the middle of a trial.

* Mr. Futterman was judging you hard. Calling you a slut and (rudely) commenting on your body.

* She would be gentle when approaching you, trying not to startle you too much. You heard Mr. Futterman's drill before you saw Mother Gooseberry.

* It was like she was scanning you, the way her eyes were glued to your body. She was so focused on you that she was almost completely quiet for second.

* That was until she tried to get in the water with you. Once she was close enough, she picked up your soap (found in the sleep room) and turned you around.

* With your back facing her, she started lathering you up. Her glove sliding over your back, getting all the places you might've missed.

* While she helped bathe you, she cooed at you. Saying how pretty you were and how happy she was that you were (seemingly) taking care of yourself.

* "You sure are gorgeous, my little darling."

* Mother Gooseberry would start going a little "off course" when she got down to the back of your thighs. She started slowly inching her hands to your sex, only to stop right before she actually touched it.

* Next thing you know, Mother Gooseberry is leaning you back against her. She had Mr. Futterman over your chest, her arm firm, keeping you still. The water had drenched the front of her shirt, clinging to her chest.

* Her gloves hand went back down to your sex, and she was touching you once more. Her fingers were soft, and the leather became slicker the more she touched you.

* Once you were wet enough, she put her fingers inside of you/started stroking you faster. Her fingers got faster the closer you came to finishing.

* With every sound you made, you would hear a small giggle from Mother Gooseberry in response. Unlike Coyle, she would constantly praise you. Encouraging you to be loud and telling you how pretty your voice was.

* She would kiss you while she touched you. So expect lipstick marks and kisses on the top of your head, your neck, and your shoulder(s).

* She would let you finish when you got close, and after you were done, she'd make you suck on her fingers.

* If you were too tired to keep showering afterward, Mother Gooseberry would help you get cleaned up and dressed.

* Even more, she would either get the scientists to take you back, or she would put you in a safe place and watch over you until you were back on your feet.

Franco Barbi:

* He could hardly believe what he was seeing at first, but he couldn't stop watching. He eyed you like a hawk.

* Franco would close the door to the shower room and sit down on the floor, his back up against the wall. He didn't want anyone else interrupting you two.

* The more he watched, the more turned on he became. It would start with Franco palming himself through his pants, then he would eventually undo his belt and pull his pants down just enough to actually stroke himself.

* If you caught him and stopped washing, Franco threatened to kill you. Pointing Lupara right at your head. The good thing about him being caught was that now you knew he was there. He didn't have to sneak. He could be louder, and loud he was.

* The whines, whimpers, dirty talk, and wet sounds that came from him were plentiful. Franco would mix the praise and degradation, like saying you were sexy but a whore.

* "Such a dirty slut, ain't ya'? You really know how to make a man all hot."

* When you started washing your chest, he got to his breaking point. He didn't finish. Rather, he needed to touch you. You looked so soft, and you were freshly clean. He couldn't resist.

* As soon as he got within arms reach, Franco pulled you tight against him. He buried his face in your chest, breathing heavily and leaving sloppy kisses all over you.

* Of course, he made his way to your nipples and latched on to them. Franco sucked hard, flicking his tongue across them. You would occasionally feel him bite, too.

* I really like the idea of Franco being so needy that he actually pulls you down to the floor with him. So then, you'd be on top straddling him with your chest in his face.

* If you two did end up in that position, Franco would grind against you quickly and hard. His arms would be wrapped around you, squeezing your back.

* Franco wouldn't stop grinding against you until he finished, but even then, he didn't stop sucking your nipples.

* If you wanted to climax too, you'd have to initiate it. Pin him down and ride/fuck his face, show him that you need to be taken care of too. He would be so happy to make you finish. It proves to him that he's still "got it."

* Franco would want to cuddle and fall asleep with you after. If you needed to finish getting cleaned up, he'd be patient. Just expect eyes on you the entire time, you're the best show he's seen in a long time.

Kress Twins:

* How daring you were, taking a shower where anyone could find you. They were intrigued, for more reasons than one.

* When they found you, they did stop to stare. You did look stunning, but this was also a great opportunity to study your body. Or, at least look at the condition of it.

* Otto and Arora would whisper to each other about your body, noticing any birth marks/scars/prominent bones/bruises/cuts/etc. Despite any imperfections you might've had, they were interested in having you as an experiment. Maybe even more.

* "Where do you think they got those bruises from?"

"I'm not sure, love. We could examine them, it wouldn't take but a moment."

"They do look lonely..."

* After a minute or two, Otto and Arora decided they wanted to "inspect" you more closely. Otto was quick to catch you, holding you by your forearm. His footsteps were heavier, so he didn't want to startle you or see you run off.

* Arora helped hold you while Otto put his saw down, placing a firm hand on your shoulder. When Otto was situated, he moved his hands down to your legs and lifted you up.

* Carrying you away from the showers, Otto placed you on a counter nearby. That way, both Otto and Arora could have better access to you.

* They would tag team you. Otto took your lower half, and Arora took your upper half. Arora started from the top, caressing your face and gradually moving down to your chest. Anytime she came across any "imperfection", she would spend extra time tracing her fingers over it.

* In this position, Arora only had one hand to work with. That being said, she naturally went a little slower. Taking her time touching each curve, indent, and bump on your body.

* Meanwhile, Otto started at your hips. Like Arora, he paid special attention to the "imperfections" on your body. Instead of tracing like Arora, he had a rougher approach. He would tug on your skin, squeeze your hips, and pinch your thighs.

* Otto would kiss all over your legs before he, inevitably, ate you out. (This goes for men, too!) If Otto's gonna eat you out, he is going to treat you like a prince/princess.

* He's holding your legs down so you don't accidently kick him. Arora, on the other hand, would start trying to feel for your chest and nipples. Rubbing over them and gently pinching them in her fingers, trying to increase the pleasure.

* Arora would also be looking over Otto's shoulder to watch what he was doing. She would direct him and tell him how he should please you.

* If you were having a hard time finishing, Otto would put his fingers inside of you. His fingers would be hard and slightly fast, just trying to get you over the edge. (He would continue to eat you out while fingering you.)

* Even when you finished, they didn't want to stop. However, they decided against overstimulating you because you needed to get clean.

* They would end up leaving to go back to their sleep room. You left them all hot and bothered, so it was your fault they couldn't focus. Don't worry, they'd find you again eventually, and you were gonna give as good as you got.

Liliya Bogomolova:

* She didn't care too much about you being naked. The little part of her that did care just wanted to praise you. While you were always naked to her, without your clothes, you were hypnotizing.

* Liliya would still sneak up on you, keeping her footsteps light as she approached you. Except, this time, she didn't jump on you. She came up behind you and wrapped her arms around you.

* Liliya dug her claws into your stomach and dragged them along your skin, creating decent sized cuts. The entire time, she would try and get into your head.

* "You're beautifully naked, my beloved."

* The way your blood dripped down your body and mixed with the water was mesmerizing. She wanted more.

* Turning you around, Liliya pressed your back up against the shower wall. Lifting up her mask slightly, she ducked down and pressed her tongue to your pelvis.

* Her tongue followed all the way up a blood trail and landed back on one of the cuts. She didn't lick inside the cut but traced her tongue around the wound. As if trying to clean you herself.

* She moved her hands down, her fingers and prosthetic resting on the back of your thighs. With her lips still uncovered, she pressed kisses from the middle of your chest up to your lips.

* She kissed you but quickly turned into a make-out session. She just didn't want her lips to detach from yours, but it also kept you distracted.

* While you were distracted, Liliya put her fake hand back on her prosthetic. She ran her hand down your side and settled on your pelvis, right above your sex.

* Liliya's entire goal was to tease you and get herself inside your head. Instead of rubbing your clit/stroking you off, she gently ran her fingers along your outer lips/dragged one finger along the underside of your shaft.

* She kept kissing you while she let her hands/claws roam, getting you as wet as possible. She didn't stop until you were dripping, and when you were? She slinked off, leaving the feeling of her touch engraved in your skin. (Literally.)

* Leaving you needy was all a part of her plan. When you're desperate, it's easier for people to get in your head. She wanted you obsessed with her.

* Not that she would leave you high and dry forever, but she would make you wait until you were in her trials to have her fun.

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Pusher:

* If Liliya was mesmerized, Pusher was enraptured. He saw you naked and couldn't take his eyes off of you. The grip he had on his sprayer went slack.

* It took a minute for Pusher to get his bearings before he limped over to you. While your back was turned, he grabbed your shoulder and spun you around.

* He put the nozzle in your mouth and sprayed the gas, but not enough for you to go into full psychosis. You had the hallucinations, but you weren't going to get hurt.

* Pusher just wanted to put you in a state of shock to keep you still. While you were frozen, Pusher took the time to explore your body.

* His hand was a little shaky but gentle. He caressed your shoulders, then followed the curves of your body all the way down to your thighs. If you had the anti-toxin amp, Pusher would occasionally make you breathe in more gas.

* His favorite part was just watching the water stream down your body. The way it flowed over your curves was beautiful, and the drugs just made it better. A sensory dream for Pusher.

* He wouldn't touch your sex all that much. Maybe a few, brief strokes/caresses but nothing too intense.

* Well, that was until her turned you back over and had you face the wall. It was then Pusher got the idea to fuck you with the nozzle.

* He wouldn't spray the gas inside of you, but seeing you tremble when he put the nozzle inside was everything. While he fucked you, he would try and soothe you.

* "I know you can take it, baby. I wouldn't hurt you."

* Pusher would let you finish unless you took too long. Not that he would get bored, but he would get tired. So, you might be left to finish yourself or you'd have to wait for another opportunity.

Pitcher:

* Pitcher had to do a double take when he saw you. What were you thinking?? Still, even he had to stare a little.

* He would go relatively quiet for a minute, the sound of strained breathing leaving his mouth.

* If Pitcher were to touch you, he would only do it if the water was hot. If it was cold, he would just stand back or maybe even leave you be.

* Assuming the water was hot, Pitcher would take off his clothes and put them aside. (He couldn't risk getting his molotolvs wet.) After taking off his valuables, he would join you in the shower.

* The first thing Pitcher would touch are your sides, his hands following the curve of your waist. He would also make sure that you were facing him.

* Pitcher didn't waste much time, only taking a minute or two before touching your sex. He would snap his fingers really close to your sex and watch you flinch from the spark. (Which I don't think would hurt too bad. Maybe a little painful, but brief.)

* You wouldn't have to worry too much about your hair catching on fire. If it did, you were in the shower, the water would put it out.

* Pitcher wouldn't rub/stroke you as much as he would finger you. His fingers were warm, and the water helped him ease them in.

* The whole time he's touching you, he's really close to you. Like, his chest is pressed against yours with his dick against your stomach.

* After getting you wet and/or prepared, he would then fuck you. Hard and medium paced at first, but he went faster the more he got into it.

* If you were squirming too much, Pitcher would growl at you. He'd place both of his hands on your shoulders to keep your back against the wall.

* Would Pitcher let you finish? It would depend on how well you handled him. If you did well, he would let you finish. Not just once though, you were going to get overstimulated.

* Not necessarily as a reward either, he would also do it to teach you a lesson about being naked out in the open.

Night Hunter:

* Once he sees that you're naked, he's on to you. He'll come into the shower room and immediately take off his pants. By the time you noticed he was near you, he had already turned the water off. As badly as he wanted you, he couldn't risk getting his battery and goggles wet.

* Next thing you know, the Night Hunter tackles you to the floor. He climbs on top of you, machete in hand.

* Pressing the blade to your neck, he gets ready to put himself inside of you. I don't think the Night Hunter would care about foreplay all too much, at least, not in this situation.

* If you weren't in a dark room, he was on borrowed time. The Night Hunter could only stand the lights for so long before he has to retreat.

* He'd force it into you if he had to, but he was fucking you one way or another. All I have to say about that is, he's rough. He'd go hard and fast, practically slamming himself inside of you.

* The Night Hunter would use his free hand to feel around your body. Squeezing your chest, grabbing your hips, digging his nails into you, he would be absolutely ravenous.

* The Night Hunter would praise you but also threaten to kill you. Calling you sweet names, but telling you he should cut you open to teach you a lesson.

* "What a naughty glow worm, keeping all of this from me.."

* If his machete ever left your neck, it was to leave cuts on other parts of your body. He loved cutting you along your V-line and above your sex. To him, that meant you were his.

* You would only get to orgasm if you could finish before, or at the same time as the Night Hunter. After he was done, he had to retreat back into the shadows (assuming you were in the light).

* If you followed him back to the shadows, then he would be more than happy to tackle you again. This time, he would actually make you finish (and then some). He wouldn't stop until you couldn't stand or until he was exhausted.

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Hi everyone! Here's the second post I said I would do today. I apologize for being absent for a few days, but I wasn't doing nothing. I was preparing these posts for you guys.

Thank you to everyone who enjoys my writing. I've had people tell me they get happy when I post, and that means the world to me. To know I can make someone's day better with my writing is priceless.