quirkless izuku au where he fails the entrance exam, but is still allowed into general studies for his incredible test scores. just when he finally accepts that he'll never be a hero, fulfilling the request of a vomiting student of 1A to "tell my homeroom teacher i'm sick" leads him to accidentally be mistaken for said student. now he has to navigate pretending to be someone he's never met before and knows nothing about whilst also acting like he has a quirk and gaslighting bakugou that he's "never even heard of a Deku, literally who even is that?"












