must be a weasley

Why can't it be the start of the Quidditch season yet?

The season's not that far away.

I trust my boyfriend. 

I was thinking Daphne from Scooby Doo but all the costumes are short skirts with stripper boots. Oh, what about banshee?

How bout Ariel from the Little Mermaid?

With just shells covering my boobs? No thanks.

You could very well be a banana. 

I don't think so.

Ah, of course.

Oh, you mean, he didn’t tell you? That’s so weird; it’s not like he had anything to hide. He didn’t want to go to Slughorn’s. We were just, you know, hanging out.

I'm not his carer. He's free to hang out with whoever he wants whenever he wants.

No way, really? I had no clue!

Mmhm. As the muggles say; you learn something new every day.

They don't teach 24/7, you know. There's this period of time called a lunch break and another called the weekend.

Godric, what stick is up your arse?

Nothing is more annoying than someone who complains about being told of for breaking the rules. What did you expect? For them to pat you on the back and tell you that pink really compliments your eyes?

Customizing your uniform is against the rules and part of a professor's job is making sure that students stick to the rules. Therefore they're doing their job.

They're just doing their jobs.

I know right? Normally some big event has happened by know and the gossip is spreading through the castle, but this year there’s nothing.

September is a pretty boring month, though. No Hogsmeade weekend or Quidditch games to look forward to...or to stir up trouble.

The Castle is strangely quiet

It's scarily quiet.