hi i'm the pwnsword anon! heed my headcanons!
- pwnatious probably became sword's stylist once they started dating. or, rather, sword became their firting model? they'd definitely have him try on new clothes of their design and allow him to keep them. venomshank sees sword come home wearing a bustier dress and jewelry that costs a fortune, or something.
- sword tried the cheesiest pickup lines on pwnatious, and by some MIRACLE it works. only because he's so determined to win their heart; his steadfast loyalty and love for them is enough to have the noble considering.
- being veeeery very nitpicky, pwnatious often fixes up sword's appearance whenever they hang out, rubbing off excess dirt from his horns with their thumb, smoothing out the plume of his helmet, and pick loose feathers from his wings (if you fw the sword w/ wings headcanon lmao). they'll sit there preening his wings for hours if they have to!
- they both like soft/smooth jazz and classical music, they'll dance to some playing in the background. sword is a surprisingly good dancer. he's only stepped on pwn's toes twice!
- on that note, do you think nobles in blackrock have balls? not like that, you know what i mean. although sword doesn't come from a noble family, or a blackrockian one, for that matter, pwnatious would probably bring him along to one. because they do not want to be dancing with some random.
- since pwnatious is a closeted loser cornball, i think sword as a partner allows them to open up more about their interests. they both read the latest issues of (insert famous comic book in the inpherno)! they both sit down and watch cheesy, schmaltzy romcoms!
- pwnatious dragged sword to dinner with the other shopkeepers, flex on them how amazing of a partner they have. meanwhile sword is the 2nd chillest and kindest guy there and gets along with everyone, traffic included; pwn is totally jelly. they don't bring him to shopkeeper hangouts anymore.
- if you're rocket, zuka, or carnage, i am so sorry for you. these two are inadvertently insufferable about each other, so much so to the point they will YAP about one another to their loved ones. they're like the "i miss my boyfriieenndddd" people at school.
- for a brief period of time in their relationship, sword had a (completely one-sided) rivalry with carnage. he wanted to be the one to battle for and protect pwnatious at all times! but he started to sort of recklessly throw himself out there, just to prove himself. pwn had to sit him down and patch him up and lecture him eventually.
"No, you cannot compete with a robot designed after bandlands' warden and expect yourself to succeed."
"... I'll... still love you, regardless."
- carnage still kind of freaks sword out.
hopefully there are no typos or anything lol i just woke up! ^^
So sword doesn’t trust tall people either
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