Im fucked

call me a cd player the way im sitting in the sun and eating oranges

vitamin c and d. its a thinker

A cat inside a durian. 🤣

Banana! I’m in BANANA!

Oh… I may be durian… 😱

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

first vine, now tiktok, lets just go back to ytmnd

Someone please fill me in

That sounds excruciating and he should 1) see a doctor, and 2) repent for his cursing us with seeing that tweet in the first place

I'm going to kms. It's like a few days until the lease at the trailer is up and I went to pick up the last of my things from my roommates, and bc its like. 40 minutes away, I went ahead and turned in my key and shit bc they wanted it back by the 28th. I figured it'd be fine bc my roommates have their own key, but I forgot they're not on the fucking lease after living there for over a year, and now they're trying to kick them out before their new place is ready, or else it's an eviction on my friend's permanent record 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 what the fuck do I do??

tumblr letting you pay to go ad free is only worth it if they also let you turn off their own featured posts and shit but I think we can go a step further. let's make it like somethingawful where you can pay to put up ads and spoil the ends of video games and tv shows for every other user

real tumblr olds remember when danganronpa was huge but the only way to see it was to read a let's play on somethingawful and sa users got so mad at tumblr users for flocking to their website but not understanding the culture or paying that someone put up a banner ad on the dr thread spoiling the ending

ID: imagine having a little garden where you grow strawberries for your cakes and tomatoes for your sandwiches and you have tea with your partner every midmorning. you plant each other's favourite flowers and give each other bouquets. thats the life.

[If I knew that a fascist was a great poet I’d shoot him anyway]

Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho