ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

Blessed are the freak for they shall inherit the earth

People are so stuck on the idea of jealous Ilya picking fights with strangers online for thirsting after Shane they miss out on bragging rights Ilya. If Shane did the same Peloton ad in the HR universe Hudson just did, #myilya would never shut up. He’d be the most insufferable man Twitter has ever seen. Nobody would be able to tell him fucking anything. Damn right the whole fucking Internet wants his husband carnally. He is this 🤏 close to posting a sex tape to keep the hype going and only manages to restrain himself because Shane’s panic attack would be fatal.

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.