𝕲𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖄𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖘

“I’ll pass. Maybe one of the more carefree Servants would be willing to help you. Besides, making things are not my forte.” Breaking them on the other hand....

He might be distant as hell and act like he doesn’t care, but Assassin will actually go to war over Illya, Shirou, and Iri and that’s the facts.

“I would, perhaps, celebrate Valentines day. However my bitterness, ironically detached demeanor, and desperate need to brood for 18 hours a day while listening to Johnny Cash songs leaves me physically incapable.”

Much better.

“I’m a Counter-Guardian - a tool of the Counter Force tasked with eliminating threats to humanity, not your personal hitman. That king might be a pain, but if he’s not doing anything beyond being the nuisance he usually is, then that’s just your own problem.”

“For the record——The point of the gun was for as a last-resort for their own protection. If you’re going to ask for one like a child asking for a toy, don’t bother. ”

Keep Illya indoors. I’m going to go bomb a church.

....Forget it, I have better things to do than get sucked into your nonsense.

throws gun on floor

Someone find him a Caren. That priest wants to go around stealing daughters he better be prepared to lose one. 

“I’m not exactly here to make friends, in case you haven’t noticed.”

My Illya would never.