Provincial Life

some slightly nsfw !! 

“ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 

“ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 

“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 

“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 

“ You need a damn costume. “ 

“ This is my costume ! “ 

“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 

“ Spooky spaghetti ? “

“ You look… hot. “ 

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

“ HOLY FUCK. “ 

“ You deserved that, asshole. “

“ Wanna go in first ? “ 

“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  

“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 

“ I don’t wanna go ! “ 

“ You’re fucking with me. “ 

“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 

“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “

“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 

“ That’s fucking adorable. “ 

“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 

“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “

“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 

“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 

“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 

“ Come here. “ 

“ You hear that ?  “ 

“ That was not my dog. “ 

“ Did you leave the door open ? “

“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 

“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 

“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 

“ I don’t like these woods. “ 

- ̗̀ SKYOFRP’S THEME #24: CONSTELLATIONS ̖́-

hey everyone! here’s a theme i’ve been holding onto for a while that i’m excited to finally release. i was experimenting with a new style and i’m pretty thrilled with how things turned out. it’s pretty versatile, can be used with both dark and light color schemes, and could be used on a variety of types of blogs in my opinion. however you end up using it, i hope you enjoy this theme! ♡

CREDITS:

mrsthemes: base code

google fonts: font hosting

@suiomi​​​: font icons

animalities: the imessage chat code

padyluppet: styled audio posts (modified by me)

FEATURES:

400px posts

seven customizable body fonts (abeezee, ibm plex sans, ibm plex mono, karla, questrial, quicksand, & rubik)

one sidebar image (350x250) & one sidebar icon (60x60)

two extra sidebar links with four navigation icon themes for you to choose from (floral, ocean, celestial, standard)

five customizable spaces for stats (can be toggled to be dark or light depending on your theme’s color scheme)

two main accent colors that carry on throughout the theme

an optional gradient background

optional greyscale (of varying intensity)

an imessage effect for chat posts

a v messy code tbh, but i tried™

every ounce of love i have to give

TERMS OF USE:

edit as much as you’d like for personal use, but do not use as a base code and do not directly lift code from this theme and redistribute it as your own. do not touch the credit.

if you encounter any issues, message me off anon with the link to your blog and i’ll try to help! other than that, enjoy!

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